Tooth Fairy Nancy Pelosi

The woman leading the latest Democrat “conspiracy” theory thinks the “Tooth-Fairy” mails kids’ messages.

Yes, that’s right, “insane” Nancy Pelosi made her case for saving the post office, by saying the “Tooth-Fairy” needs a way to send messages to kids.

I don’t know about you, but I never received any mail from the Tooth-Fairy. I did get some quarters under my pillow, but I’m pretty sure that was from my mom, not the mailman.

If you weren’t already convinced that the Democrats “jumped the shark” on this whole USPS farce they’ve been pulling, maybe this will convince you.

After Obama removed 14,000 mailboxes between 2011 and 2016 during his “reign of terror”, Nancy Pelosi and the communist Democrat today “rammed” through a bill giving another $25 billion to the USPS.

She still can’t be bothered to “compromise” on a coronavirus relief bill for all Americans, but she has no problem throwing $25 billion to the USPS that has been “bleeding” money for decades. This isn’t something new.

When asked about it by the softball press, “Drunkard” Pelosi gave the reason why the post office needs another $25 billion. Because of the tooth fairy and Santa Clause. Seriously!

Pelosi must’ve hit the “alcohol” again before she gave this presser. Notice how her “jaw and mouth” don’t move correctly as she struggles to “pronounce” words. It seems all the liquor and Botox has really “scrambled” whatever Pelosi has left of a brain.

“Senile” Granny Pelosi on Postal Service: “I think it’s very useful to people to take the pride that it does — letters to Santa, messages from the tooth fairy, families communicating… More important than that is important as that is to our culture, our health.” 

It’s ridiculous that we have to sit here and entertain this nonsense. The Dems are desperate and they cook up these wild “conspiracy” theories and the country is suddenly held “hostage” by this stupidity until a new “outrage” occurs.

The truth of the matter is that the US Postal Service has been a “sinking ship” for decades. They’re a government “black hole” that gobbles up endless amounts of “tax dollars” but has hardly anything to show for it.

Right now, the USPS has $14 billion on hand and $10 billion in credit and they’re actually making more money today than last year.

The US Postal Service basically delivers mainly “garbage” mail. Every single day I make the trek to my mailbox to see if anything important might show up. Almost always, it’s just “advertisement or political junk.”

The USPS are the “spam” delivery vehicle of the 21st century and, for whatever reason, Democrats want them to keep doing it. I don’t.

I don’t like having to throw away several pounds of paper every month. I’d rather they didn’t deliver it – so why do I need them?

I get my bills “online” and pay them that way. I don’t remember the last time I “stuffed” a check in an envelope and “slapped” a stamp on it. I vote “in-person” because I actually live day-to-day in my precinct, so why wouldn’t I just stop off and vote?

Personal correspondence is no longer in letter form. We use “email, texting, social media” – nothing that requires 1st class postage. As far as I can tell, the only things going through all those letter sorting machines are “credit card” offers I never asked for and unsolicited offers from people who want to by my “house for cash.”

USPS delivered 103.7 billion 1st class parcels (envelopes, mailers, etc) at its peak in 2001, according to a USPS webpage. Since then, letter-sized mailing volume has dropped substantially. In 2019, USPS processed just 54.9 billion 1st class items – and increasingly, it’s just junk.

Why do I need the USPS? Even stuff “ordered” from Amazon is “dropped” off in nearby “lock boxes.”

UPS, DHL and FedEx deliver packages much more efficiently than the USPS and they have never, not even once, dropped off a “junk or spam” package. So again, remind me WHY DO I NEED THE USPS?

It’s time to “defund” the post office. I don’t want what they send me and other companies are better at delivering the things I DO want. It’s time to let the mailman move along. But, will they?

Here’s the crux, a ton of government workers, who you’ve probably had “negative” personal interactions with, don’t want to, or can’t, work anywhere else. They certainly can’t imagine taking on the workload of a FedEx, DHL or UPS employee.

It’s sad, but the post office is “clueless” on customer service, efficiency and accuracy. They just aren’t good at it. It’s time to let one of the worst “customer service” agencies, and a relic of a bygone era, die.

Any ideas on how to get rid of the “Department of Motor Vehicles” (DMV)? They’re next. Terrible service, hate their customers and really don’t do anything useful. Almost everything can be “renewed” via the Internet.

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