Brussel Sprouts

Let me tell you a story about “Brussels Sprouts.”

Once upon a time…Jacob Blake Sr., the father of Jacob Blake Jr. didn’t want to “answer a question” so he gave this finest “historical” interview on CNN since its “inception” in 1980.

Gay Anderson Cooper interviewed Jacob Blake’s father and asked questions about his son’s “criminal actions” during the event that led to multiple “riots and deaths” in Kenosha, Wisconsin.  Here is what the “doting” father replied:

“Brussels sprouts. Jacob Blake’s father gives a mind boggling response to Anderson Cooper.” pic.twitter.com/HLywz1Wukl — Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) August 29, 2020

Kenosha police union gave their “version” of Jacob Blake’s shooting…

Attorney Harmeet K. Dhillon “chimed” in saying:

“Brussels sprouts are vile, and so are armed, fleeing rapists who disobey police orders during a legitimate arrest stop. https://t.co/OgA7bkTmJ6 — Harmeet K. Dhillon (@pnjaban) August 29, 2020

Such “clarity” is profound these days, which totally confused “baby purchaser” Anderson Cooper.

Like many spiritual Muslim people, the father spoke in Qur’an “parables.”

This is clearly a reference to the “European Union”, a political and economic union of 27 member states located in Brussels, Belgium and their failures to “unionize” Europe.

“How does this relate to Jacob Blake?” you might ask. The answer is simple.

Failure to unionize leads to “racial disparity,” which leads to police shooting a “black knife wielding wanted criminal”, who was trying to “steal a car and kidnap children”, while being “shot seven times in the back” during a mostly “peaceful resistance of arrest.”

It’s not difficult to understand at all.

Or maybe it was a story about how to tie “Brussels Sprout “ to your belt.

That’s what “Brussels Sprout “ parables do.

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