Vice Presidential Picks

When “Sleepy Ho” Kamala Harris is inaugurated as the 47th President of these United States of America on January 21, 2021, one day after President “Sniffy” Joe Biden resigns, citing health concerns and a desire to spend more time with his family and concentrate on his hobbies like bike riding, sniffing hair/body aromas, having black bastards stroke his blond leg hairs at the pool, and sitting young girls on his lap pinching nipples, the question will be: “Who will President ‘Sleepy’ Ho Kamala Harris pick for Vice President?”

Many have been speculating on who the possibilities may be. For starters, we can rule out anybody from California. Our founders, in their prudent wisdom, realized how dangerous it would be for the Union to have two people from California to run the entire executive branch. They had no idea back then what “Californian” gold rush was but they knew it was/is a crazy idea to let them ruining everything.

So let us consider the other possibilities, in no particular order:

Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren

She is a minority woman. She is also a woman of color. She has a Harvard pedigree as a professor of law specializing in bankruptcy law and helping people to avoid paying for their own expenses. With her in the VP office, we would have a dream team of the first all female executive, the first female president and vice president combo, the first Native Indian female vice president and first female Jamaican/Indian president combination. Together, it would be impossible to criticize the executive branch because any criticism would be considered both racist and sexist. This will make it so much easier to push through the radical policies of giving away other people’s money.

Stacey Abrams

The black, minority governor in exile of Georgia should definitely be a consideration. Those racist Republicans were so mean to her by not voting for a deserving black woman, and in not giving her the trophy she was entitled to for simply showing up, that she definitely deserves some kind of consolation prize, which perfectly describes the vice presidency. Again, being both black and a woman of color helps to immunize the executive branch from any kind of criticism. This would also solidify the privileged white woman constituency who seek to alleviate the guilt they feel for the racist philosophy they hold that anyone who is not white cannot achieve anything without their white savior help.

Kate Brown

The governor of Oregon is the first openly “bi-sexual” governor anywhere. Adding her to the executive team would inoculate them from criticism on the basis that any criticism would be considered racist, sexist, bi-phobic or homo-phobic. She’s also very pro “rioting is free speech”, “speech is violence” and “silence is violence”, “defund the police” and “black lives matter” which would make her unlikely to be a threat to the newly chosen presidential team.

Chuck Schumer

He enjoys being told what to do and say by alcohol infused, dominatrix Speaker Nancy “Ice Cream Queen” Pelosi. He yaps like a Chihuahua whenever necessary and he would be sure to be a loyal “lap dog” for the presidential team. This would also help to placate the Jewish vote which Mayor de Blasio of NYC has spent so much time and energy alienating.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Beloved Hillary Rodham used to be co-president. “I’m ready to help in any way I can because I think this will be a moment where every American. I don’t care what party you are, I don’t care what age, race, gender, I don’t care. Every American should want to fix our country. So if you’re asked to serve, you should certainly consider that.” I thought long about that quote, but came to the conclusion that President “Sleepy Ho” Harris would prefer to live beyond January 22, 2021.

Michelle “Michael” Robinson Obama

Speculation has swirled that Michelle Obama, who is one of the most popular figures in the Democratic party, likely eclipsing her Muslim husband, could be a strategic choice for “Sleepy Ho” Kamala. She said: “Let me be as honest and clear as I possibly can. Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He has had more than enough time to prove that he can do the job, but he is clearly in over his head. He cannot meet this moment. He simply cannot be who we need him to be for us. It is what it is.”

Former President “Sniffy” Joe Biden

He already had experience in the position, he could pursue his hobbies with alacrity and could continue to hide in his basement and nobody would notice or care. If ever any kind of crisis or scandal arises, he could be wheeled out of the basement, say something typically crazy and then the fake mainstream media could spend weeks on how crazy/senile old Joe has become and ignore the crisis/scandals.

This is not a comprehensive list of possibilities but I’m sure President “Sleepy Ho” Kamala will have a longer list but I suspect all of the above candidates will be considered.

Another big problem is the pronunciation of President “Sleepy Ho” Kamala Harris name. According to Margaret Sullivan of the Washington Post, Fox News host Tucker Carlson “mispronounced” her name.

“Tucker Carlson’s mangling of Kamala Harris’s name was all about disrespect. Here’s the thing: It’s really not that hard to get Harris’s name right. Getting it wrong, of course, is disrespectful at best and violently racist at worst. That goes without saying. It’s KA-ma-la Harris, folks. ‘KA’ as in ‘cop.’ Have some respect.”

Regrettably, prominent “liberal” pundits and politicians have been mispronouncing “Sleepy Ho” Kamala’s name for a while now. Numerous libs who claim to oppose bigotry, such as “Sniffy” Joe Biden, Caliph Barack Obama, and even Harris’s newly minted chief of staff, Karine Jean-Pierre, have committed “violent racism” by mispronouncing her name in public.

What a wonderful story will be told in the future about the first “Jamaican/Indian/Black American Individual with a Cervix” President and her rise from “anchor baby” to leader of the most powerful “racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, white supremacist, anti-LGBTQWTF” country in the world.

Such a “glorious” feel good story can only be told to rouse the “patriotic” feelings within a new generation that will “love” their government and “despise and refuse” to tolerate those who oppose such an “inclusive and tolerant” government.

Another really “sad” story is nobody really likes “Sleepy Ho” Kamala…except for this lady. … 8487706625  This is a Twitter video so you will need to click the link to watch it.

In what can only be called a “cry for mental help,” this woman decided to film herself having a bizarre “emotional” breakdown over the announcement that “Sleepy Ho” Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s VP. Apparently, she was so overwhelmed with joy and happiness that she couldn’t control her crying.

Just a quick reminder that “Sleepy Ho” Kamala Harris dropped out of the 2020 race with about 3% in the polls, and she only got 7% of the vote in her home state of California.

President “Sleepy Ho” Kamala Harris is a political “sycophant” of the highest order. She’s like a desperate “dude” at a bar right after last call… willing to say anything to go home with whoever drunk is still there.

Another best selling bumper sticker blatantly stolen from the Inter-webs: “Feels-up & Heels-up 2020!”

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