NFL/Pepsi Porn Show

The Super Bowl LIV halftime “NFL/Pepsi Porn” show in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium featured “ladies of the night” Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, both of whom busted out a series of “hip-thrusting, crotch groping” choreography moves throughout the 14 minute Latin “infused” pop music and dancing performance.

Spreading your legs wide open to show off your genital organ is the new norm in “NFL/Pepsi Porn” entertainment.

The “vulgar” show featured 50 year old J-Lo “swinging and sliding” from a supersized “stripper pole” while 43 year old Shakira treated the 100 million worldwide viewers with a “cunnilingus” tongue lashing in front of the camera which drew a collection of mixed reviews on social media.

While “hip-thrusting, crotch groping and vulgar moves” in scantily clad costumes seems to be the new norm with the “NFL/Pepsi Porn” entertainment, here is what came to mind watching the “freak” show:

  • Shakira implied bondage by wrapping a rope around herself.
  • Bevies of athletic young women thrusting their vaginas at the TV cameras.
  • Shakira writhed on the floor as a rapper bent over her body.
  • Shakira ululated while flicking her tongue at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her back-up dancers wore leather bondage outfits reminiscent of the leather gear fetish gay men wore in San Francisco’s Folsom District in the 1970s and 1980s.
  • J-Lo wagging her half-naked butt at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her male backup dancers kept grabbing their own crotches.
  • J-Lo did some pole-dancing in a minimalist costume that barely covered her lady parts, while presiding over what is meant to look like an orgy, with people in white bondage wear writhing and crotch-groping below her.
  • J-Lo freak-dancing, backing her butt up to a man’s crotch bulge and rub against each other as they dance, simulation a sex act from behind.

With all of this sexually explicit “twerking,” it was bizarre to have the show end with a chorus of sweet-faced girls, including J-Lo’s own daughter, doing the usual women’s “empowerment” shtick.

For old-fashioned “feminists” sexually objectifying oneself has little to do with “empowerment.”

At show’s end, many viewers were not overly“impressed.”

“I get that I’m a puritan prude fundamentalist etc and so forth blah blah, but I still think I should be able to watch the game with my kids. Including the half time show. This should be a family event. Maybe the 50 year old women can strip on their own time, not during the game. — Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) February 3, 2020

“Completely agree. And ftr, I’m a non-Puritan Latina, and very much appreciate Latin culture and dancing. But it doesn’t typically involve thrusting your vagina into the camera.” — Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) February 3, 2020 

“It was like Sodom and Gomorrah. I feel violated. What next, sex acts? A camera in their crotch. Where does this end? Do men have no virtue or honor?” — Just Sayin’ (@justsayinmaybe) February 3, 2020

“All it did was objectify women. I could have done with a lot less crotch shots and stripper poles with all the children watching this show.” — Janice HB (@cciPRjan) February 3, 2020

“Some, of course, had to make it all about racism: Did you protest when: Madonna, Spears, Cher, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Michael Jackson, Prince, etc. crotch groping did it? Its only wrong when two hugely successful Latin American women put on a tremendous show of Latin Zest & energy in display of THEIR American Dream? Check your envy. Its ugly.” — Redeemed Diana (@DianaGLCPA) February 3, 2020

In case you missed the “NFL/Pepsi Porn” show here’s the video, so if you have kids nearby, you’ve been warned:

Myself, I prefer watching Jabba Desilijic Tiure as “Jabba the Hutt” the gangster and crime lord and member of the Grand Hutt Council, who operated and led a criminal empire from his palace on the Outer Rim world of Tatooine.

Jabba was a major figure on Tatooine, where he controlled the bulk of the trafficking in illegal goods, piracy and slavery that generated most of the planet’s wealth. He was also highly influential in the entire Outer Rim as one of its most powerful crime lords.

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