Attention Safeway Shoppers

It’s no secret that Nancy Pelosi’s “beloved” San Francisco has literally become the “shittiest” city of California  to live in, with sidewalks littered with human “feces” left behind by “homeless and drug-addicted vagrants” living on sidewalks.

City officials have spent millions to address the “homelessness” problem, including the addition of 25 public “restrooms” at a cost of $200,000, but it seems the “poop” problem is only getting worse and now “moved” into grocery stores.

.@LondonBreed here’s a pic of a man on drugs taking a poo in aisle 10 of @Safeway Marina Sunday morning in #SF. Why is this okay? @KTVU @kpix @kron @KGOdesk @sfchronicle — Deborah Kan (@debkhk) December 15, 2019

Health journalist Deborah Kan posted to Twitter. The picture shows a disheveled gentleman in a man-bun with his pants around his knees, feces clearly visible on the floor near a chip display as he prepared to wipe. “Bathrooms are open! This guy high as a kite.” — Deborah Kan (@debkhk) December 16, 2019


Several others who commented noticed that while the man didn’t bother to take his “dump” in the bathroom, he did manage to find toilet paper.

“Had plenty of time to find the toilet paper aisle but not the actual bathroom.” — Matt Estrada (@MattEstrada1) December 16, 2019

“What is most telling here is that this guy had the wherewithal to find the toilet paper aisle, pull out a roll and then yank down his pants. So no excuses arguing this guy wasn’t capable of making choices before defecating… he made quite a few choices to get to that point.” — The Golden Rule (@Regula_Aurea) December 16, 2019

“And yet, SF continues to reject politicians that would fight to stop this in favor of politicians who will do absolutely nothing. You get what you elect.” — David Herrmann (@herrmanndigital) December 16, 2019

If the Safeway incident is any indication, the “disgusting” conditions on San Francisco’s streets will soon be seen “indoors” everywhere.

While human “waste” on the streets is one thing, the city would be in for an absolute “crisis” if it started to become a regular staple of “grocery store” aisles. The health of shoppers undoubtedly would be at “risk” and there’s no telling how much food would have to be “thrown” away because of possible contamination.

For the workers at these stores, it’s even worse. Before, their job duties were bagging, stocking” and occasionally “cleaning” up an spill.

Now, “cleanup on Aisle 10” has a whole new meaning.

“Attention Safeway Shoppers. Today’s special poop specimen is located on the floor in Aisle 10. Shoppers are encouraged to step around the shit pile. If your breathing is sensitive or you are suffering from asthma please stop by the Customer Service Desk to be fitted with a methane gas mask as it relates to fresh human odors. Representatives from the State Attorney General’s office monitoring Aisle 10 to protect the rights of the poop depositor and guard against any potential violence. State Public Health Officials are awaiting a court decision to define if ‘Poop-In-An-Aisle’ will be advertised as a consumer Food Item or a Garden Fertilizer according to California laws.”

In November, San Francisco voters elected “radical” liberal Chesa Boudin as the city’s newest District Attorney based on his “promises” not to prosecute so called “quality of life crimes” like public urination, defecation and camping on the sidewalk, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.

“We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes. Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted. Many of these crimes are still being prosecuted; we have a long way to go to decriminalize poverty and homelessness,” he proudly announced.

According to Chesa Boudin “pooping” is a perfect “normal and sanitary” act. As a public defender, I work every day to provide “equal justice” for people who can’t afford an attorney.

Boudin was raised by “criminals” involved in the “Weather Underground”, a Communist revolutionary group best known for “domestic terrorism” in the 1970s, including the “bombings of the Pentagon and police memorials, as well as arson attacks.”

Boudin’s parents, Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert, were sentenced to lengthy “prison” sentences for their roles in the “robbery” of an armored vehicle that left three police officers “dead” in 1981.

Chesa Boudin grew up in Chicago by “adoptive” radical parents Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, both founders of the “Weather Underground” who have gone on to become influential in “liberal” politics.

Chesa Boudin previously worked in the San Francisco “Public Defenders Office” after graduating from Yale Law School in 2011. Before that, Boudin worked as a “translator” for Hugo Chavez during his tenure as the “Socialist” president of Venezuela.

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