Pelosi Dentures For Sale

Nancy Pelosi has announced a new creative fundraiser for Dems in 2020: “auctioning off limited-edition replicas of the dentures she wore during Trump’s impeachment.”

The dentures have Pelosi’s signature “emblazoned in gold” across the gums. Only 300 sets were made, so you’ll need to jump on this opportunity to get this coveted “souvenir” from Donald Trump’s “somber” impeachment ceremony.

The bidding starts at $1,000.00 per pair, with all proceeds going to help Dems campaign on “impeachment.” Excited Democrats began bidding on the dentures, driving the price up into the tens of thousands of dollars immediately.

“This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get a historic relic from this somber, very serious impeachment trial,” Pelosi said in a speech, pulling “back her lips” to show the emblazoning on her official, original pair of “historic” dentures.

“The plating on the signatures is authentic, 24K gold.” You can even customize your dentures with “bling” like gold or silver teeth with messages like “ORANGE MAN BAD” or “IMPEACH 45.”

The Speaker of the House also said that if you act fast, you’ll get a collector’s “edition plate and commemorative coin” absolutely free. You’re also able to “buy it now” with financing options of just 30% of your income for the rest of your life.

Pelosi is also auctioning off a limited number of empty “vodka” bottles, the contents of which were consumed during the “solemn” impeachment proceedings.

Pelosi was very somber when she commented about the impeachment, “It’s Not a Question of Proof, It’s about Allegations!”

There are still thousands of commemorative gold pens available for purchase engraved with “Nancy Pelosi” which were used at the “somber” impeachment signing ceremony.

Pelosi was all “giggles and laughs” and she and other “globalist” Dems signed the papers, effectively trying to “silence” American voices and “nullify” American votes. The stunt was in such “poor” taste that even the anti-Trump “ghouls” over at CNN were “stunned and disgusted.”

Nancy Pelosi also wants you to know that President Trump is “impeached forever.”

“If the president is listening, I would want him to know that he is impeached forever. And he is impeached forever because he used the office of president to try to influence a foreign country for his personal and political benefit. In doing so, he undermined our national security. He was disloyal to his oath of office to protect the Constitution, and he placed in jeopardy the integrity of our election, and that, I mean, really he gave us no choice.”

On a more serious note, enjoy “DANCING WITH THE STARS” here I come!

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