Air Force Power

Recently, the U.S. Air Force performed a huge show of strength with 52 fully-armed F-35A Lightning II stealth fighters taking off at the same time.

Not to be out done, the “Iranian Air Force” prepared for a demonstration of their own power.

This is a photo of the Iranian Air Force’s “Flying Carpet Brigade” lining up for takeoff.

I see Iran put Barack Obama’s money to good use!

Great symbolic way for progressive adults to stay abreast with current truths while drawing emotional strength from Muslim Caliph Obama’s nipples.

The mainstream media “lapdogs” laughed and bandied with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi during her weekly press conference and will undoubtedly look the other way from her numerous instances of “marring words, slurring speech, and other bizarre behaviors.”

“Here we are,” she began, “we’ve got the I’s, impea— uh,” scouring her notes, “Iran, impeachment, let me start with Iran,” she continued, blasting President Trump.

“Today, we will have a resolution on the floor, uh, p- p- put forth by Congresswoman Elisa Slot— Elissa Slotkin,” Pelosi said.

After marring “designation,” she tripped over her demand for the administration to “de-escalate,” saying Trump must “protect— prevent further violence.”

Pelosi suffered a face spasm saying “like,” and went on to say, “We were proud to pass the Mexico-US— uh, US, Mexico, Canada trade agreement.”

“Peter DeFazio, Chairman DeFazio of the infrastructure and transportation committee, will be putting forth our most current, uh, initiat— initiative on cli— on the, uh, I say climate because you can’t do infrastructure without having a recognition of resilience and, uh, uh, green technology,” she recovered.

While addressing the House’s attempt to curtail President Trump’s authority, she said, “Article I gives the House— the Congress certain powers…”

After garbling an unknown word, Pelosi seemed to forget the word “trial” and accused Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell of acting “feebly.”

The media ignored all of this and yukked it up with Trump’s foe.

Pelosi always looks like her teeth are falling out, in between hand twitches, slurred speech, nervous smiles and laughter.

Secret History of the Flying Carpet.

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