Save The Planet

What better way to “Save the Planet”  than to purchase a t-shirt commemorating the 50th anniversary of “Earth Day April 22, 2020” which is approaching fast.

Will you be ready to signal your “virtue to all your progressive friends?”

For half a century leading “environmental experts” have been warning us that we have only “ten years” to save the planet before it’s too late.

Whether it’s “global cooling, global warming or climate change” these scientists have been faithfully sounding the warning.

You’re no doubt asking yourself, “What can I do to save the planet?”

Well, thank Gaia you’re reading this! You, yes, you have a “once in a lifetime” opportunity to raise awareness, to save “Mother Earth” and to show you “care” by purchasing this t-shirt in time for the “50th anniversary of Earth Day.”

Simply purchasing this “environmentally” friendly, and most of all, “Green” t-shirt, will save a polar bear cub from drowning. The “waters will begin to recede and the earth will heal,” all because of you.

But what if you don’t buy this t-shirt?

You will cause the earth to enter into a new ice age and burst into a flaming snow ball. How dare you!
You will cause droughts and floods to obliterate the planet. How dare you!
You will make homeless minority kittens sad. How dare you!
Women and minorities will be hardest hit. How dare you!
An iceberg will melt in the Pacific and wash away Al Gore’s beachfront home. How dare you!
Another iceberg will melt in the Atlantic and flood the Obama mansion on Martha’s Vineyard. How dare you!
My t-shirt sales will face mass extinction. How dare you!
You will rob me of my early retirement. How dare you!

Buying this t-shirt is a “morally” imperative. Purchase this beautiful, “earth saving” t-shirt here.

Remember Barack Obama, “one of our planet’s greatest advocates” and loudest “climate activist preacher” who promised the oceans would “recede” and the planet be “healed” in his famous speech?

He “cared.” Isn’t it time you did your part to “save” the planet? Go ahead, “flaunt” your virtue!

“The journey will be difficult. The road will be long. I face this challenge with profound humility, and knowledge of my own limitations. But I also face it with limitless faith in the capacity of the American people. Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth.”

Never has there been a President of the United States of America with so little in terms of “qualifications and known background” yet managed to completely “fool “so many. So many that were “gullible” and simply ignorant. This “bilge” from 2008 may be the most arrogant, megalomaniacal “nonsense” anyone ever has spewed out.

Barack Obama indicated that if elected, he could, like the “Creator of the Universe” calm the “rising seas and heal the planet.”

So how did that work out for him? Not so good. The earth didn’t “heal” … the waters didn’t “recede” … and Obama did not “walk on water” like Jesus.

Not only is Obama not a “deity” who controls the earthly waters, he’s not good at being a “climate” forecaster, either.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reported that “sea level has been rising over the past century, and the rate has increased in recent decades. In 2014, global sea level was 2.6 inches (67 mm) above the 1993 average — the highest annual average in the satellite record (1993-present). Sea level continues to rise at a rate of about one-eighth of an inch (3.2 mm) per year, due to a combination of melting glaciers and ice sheets, and thermal expansion of seawater as it warms.”

So there’s been no slowing in “the rise of the oceans” under Obama. Just a natural steady “increase” every year, according to NOAA.

Obama “apologists” have said that increases were “much faster than we thought.” Of course that’s just what the “political left and climate activists” wanted the public to believe, though it’s clear that while the seas have been rising for 10,000 years, there has been no acceleration.

Obama appears to have “underestimated” his own powers to “alter” sea levels or “part” the sea as Moses did in The Ten Commandments.

So where were the fact-checkers? Why no Pinocchio’s for such a gross exaggeration? Why hasn’t the mainstream media called him out on this? This was an embellishment on the order of “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.” Shouldn’t the media be setting the record straight on this?

Yes, but there’s no chance it will. Remember, Obama was “sort of God,” at least according to the media. He’s a supernatural being “standing above the country, above the world.” The media aren’t going to question their “god.” They’re just going to keep worshiping at the “altar” of Barack Obama’s church.

But where could they have gotten such a “lunatic” idea that Obama is a “divine” being anyway? Charles Krauthammer knew. Just before the year turned to 2017, Krauthammer noticed that “Obama sees himself as god hovering over the country dispensing goodies to the extent that he’s got control.”

So if Obama saw himself as “god”, his flock did too. His congregation didn’t “turn” on him even if he couldn’t stop the rising seas. Or fix the economy. Or create jobs. Or live up to his Nobel Peace Prize. Or establish racial harmony. Or achieve anything even a middling president could. Of course all this mad the media “false” prophets.

But that’s not a “new” revelation in 2019.

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