White House Cult

George Conway reportedly wants to make his “marriage” with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway last a “little bit longer” but has been telling those around him she will have to get out of the “White House Cult” first.

Three sources close to George told Vanity Fair this week that he has begun to grow “distant” from Kellyanne since the start of the “impeachment” proceedings against President Trump.

“He tells people she’s in a cult,” one of the sources said, while a friend of his added, “He’s going through a tough time.”

“It’s not going to get better until she’s cast out of the cult,” another source said.

The sources alleged that he is “still in love” with his wife but said she needs “quit working” for the president before they “can make out again.”

This comes as George made a rare cable television appearance on MSNBC to weigh in on this week’s public impeachment hearings, saying “I don’t, frankly, want to be on television.”

Kellyanne later tore into both MSNBC and CNN for giving her husband coverage, saying the networks were only doing it to “get under her skin.”

“You wanted to put it in my husband’s voice because you think somehow that that will help your ratings or that you’re really sticking it to Kellyanne Conway. And let me be very clear. You didn’t stick it to Kellyanne Conway. I think you embarrassed yourself, and I’m embarrassed for you.”

The counselor to the president has objected to reporting on her marriage in the past, telling a Washington Examiner reporter last month:

“He gets his power through me, if you haven’t noticed. Not the other way around. I just am wondering why in God’s earth you would need to mention anything about George Conway’s tweets in an article that talks about me as possibly being chief of staff,” she said before threatening to “investigate” the reporter’s personal life.

Kellyanne has found a “defender” in the president’s son, Donald Trump Jr., who “chastised” George for “routinely & publicly” embarrassing his wife, tweeting:

“A guy who routinely & publicly embarrasses his wife by attacking her boss for the purpose of getting retweets and building his own brand is giving lectures on honor, integrity & decency. I’m sure your family really appreciates it, George. You’re a disgrace.” https://t.co/KRMMlxKyVh — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 15, 2019

George “more chin than a Chinese phone book” Conway really needs to attend more “Morbidly Obese Assholes Anonymous” meetings. And be reminded of the spiritual power of the remaining anonymous.

Not being a psychological “Family Counselor” it can be said with 100% accuracy that “corpulent” George has not had any “intimate” relations at home for many years, which explains his “extremely stupid behavior.”

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