October Rebellion

Getting locked up in “prison” is exactly what all “protester” dream of and want.

It makes you look “oppressed”, it makes your enemies look like “fascists”, and it makes for really “great” television and radio.

It’s just what you have to do to stay “relevant” and come out on the top of the news cycle in our modern “protest-eat-protest” world.

What if I told you that there’s a way you can get into “prison” for free, with no effort? Yes, step right up and sign up for the October Rebellion protest pipeline service.

No longer do you have to think of “what to do, who to do it to, how to do it, and what to do it with” just follow the easy patented step-by-step instructions and let “The Action Network” take care of the rest!

You’ll get thrown behind bars faster than you can cue up a Bee Gees record.

Get pity! Get respect! Get sympathy! Get jailed! Get the recognition and treatment that you know you deserve! What are you waiting for? Sign up for the October Rebellion today!

You were going to be sent there sooner or later anyway…

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