2019 Election Voter Guide

Picture credit belongs to Evil Smiley.

Confused about who to “vote” for in the November 2019 elections?

To help you make “informed” decisions, here is your personalized official online “Voter Guide” designed to navigate the “wannabee” candidates running for office.

With a new “election season upon us, all of the “challengers” to President Trump are “rushing” to publish their own books “modeled” upon President Trump’s own bestseller, “The Art of the Deal”.

Carlos Danger’s book release comes with his own musical video “You better take it to the Bridge.” James’ lyrics helped him overcome his “anxiety” before he texted “Selfies”of his member to his female friends.

Thus far most of the major “candidates” have come up with their own take on the popular “genre.”

We have yet to see who will come out “squealing” on top!

Since we’re talking books here, I added “Winners Aren’t Losers”, ghostwritten by Jimmy Kimmel on behalf of President Donald Trump.

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