Elections 2058

After years of struggling to advance beyond mere “Socialism”, the opinion page of the New York Times has made a “giant leap forward.”

“This is the first installment in a new series, ‘Op-Eds From the Future,’ in which science fiction authors, futurists, philosophers and scientists write op-eds that they imagine we might read 10, 20 or even 100 years in the future. The challenges they predict are imaginary, for now, but their arguments illuminate the urgent questions of today and prepare us for tomorrow. The opinion piece below is a work of wishful thinking.”

After decades of “failure” to get elected, the almost “extinct” Democrat Party held its convention to “develop” a better strategy for the 2058 race, as the “wildly” popular President Baron Trump will “step down” after four terms, and hand power over to his sons, Baron Trump II Jr. and Baron Trump III Jr. to be “co-presidents for life.”

The troubles for the parties of the Bushes, the Clinton’s and the Obama’s started with the unsuccessful “impeachment” of Donald Trump, following the removal of the “Mueller Probe” which turned out to be a “Russian” hoax.

With the number of Democrat House seats “reduced” to twelve, they held the “Democratic National Convention” at the “Area 51 Alien Center” in the cafeteria next to the ongoing “Star Trek Convention.”

They were met by a “dozen” or so other Democrats running for president, many of whom were “flapping” their lips trying to “leap” into orbit. The ones who didn’t flap their “lips” had just been released from the “Clinton Treatment Center” for mental injustice, where they were treated for uncontrolled body movements.

A somewhat decomposed Harry Reid, recalled from the “other side” for the occasion, sat next to his old friend crazy “Nancy Pelosi” whose decomposition began in 2016. Having “dispensed” with God for good, they were joined by other “star gazers” and Kenyans in need of “redemption” and collective salvation.

All participants agreed that a solution to ending the “Trump Dynasty” can only be reached with the help from the folks who “landed” some years ago at Area 51 with “genuine” birth certificates. While their “senility” no longer permits them to speak , all of them were not allowed to “cast a vote” for any of the Trumps.

No matter how hard reporters tried to get the wide-eyed and confused “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff to reveal his inner “extraterrestrial,” or at least to walk through a wall, he only repeated that he had the “evidence” in his pockets that Donald Trump was a “Romulan” spy.  He called for another “Special Counsel” to prove how Trump “colluded” with “creatures” from outer space and then “covered” up the evidence of his “sexual” escapades with them, saying “the people have the right to know.”

The New York Magazine, a Democrat ally, published an op-ed advocating the recruitment of extraterrestrials to their cause and substituting “ET for God”, since Democrats already believe in “ET, ESP, New Age, séances and witches, Russia collusion, and out-of-body experiences.” God, still busy with denying Obama godhood, refused to be interviewed.

Democrats also bemoaned the fact they switched terminology of undocumented Invaders” to “Migrants.” If they had just stayed with “Aliens” they wouldn’t have to burn all the “history” books and reprint them with the new verbiage.

According to the Washington Post, UFOs exist and everyone needs to adjust to these facts. “I’m a man without a country” tells his story of how he became “unstuck” in time and “abducted” by aliens.

Based on these facts, “Trump the First”, decided not to waste “time and money” on a South border wall when he can build an “Intergalactic Border Wall” (IBW) saying:

“I will build a great Intergalactic Border Wall, and nobody builds an IBW better than me, believe me, and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great IBW and I’ll have the creatures from outer space pay for it.”

Our sovereignty is being violated by vehicles of unknown origin” according to Christopher Mellon, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Intelligence during the Clinton and George W. Bush administrations.

The U.S. military has seen them. The strange objects, one of them like a “spinning” top moving against the wind, appeared almost ”daily” from the summer of 2014 to March 2015, high in the skies over the East Coast.

Navy pilots reported to their superiors that the objects had no “visible” engine or infrared exhaust plumes, but that they could reach 30,000 feet and “hyper-sonic” speeds of 5000 mph!

The growing number of such sightings in sensitive military contexts, reported by highly trained, highly credible witnesses and corroborated by some of the world’s most sophisticated technology, including several infrared videos shot from fighter jets. They signal a potential high-level strategic “threat of unknown origin”, one the nation would be foolish to ignore.

These UFO’s perform maneuvers that are, shall we say, challenging to mere “human” pilots. What was strange, the pilots said, was that the video showed flying objects accelerating to hyper-sonic speed, making sudden stops and instantaneous turns, something beyond the physical limits of a human while “boarding.”

Daily “invasions” from the summer of 2014 to March of 2015? Why is anybody “surprised?”

That was at the “height” of the Obama “open door, open border” years. Aliens from every “corner of the earth” arrived on our borders.

Apparently America is the “best place on earth” to live and word spreads fast. It doesn’t really matter where these undocumented “aliens” are coming from. Since we know nothing about them they pose a “threat” that we seem committed to ignore.

The NYT and the History Channel “conspiring” to promote a story about “foreign” interference. Sounds about right.

The Russian “hoax” story didn’t fly. Maybe the “Martians” after all got “Trump the First” elected.

UFOs Exist and Everyone Needs to Adjust to That Fact
How seriously should you take those recent reports of UFOs?
Unidentified: Inside America’s UFO Investigation
Navy Pilots Report Unexplained Flying Objects

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