Merry Christmas

There’s simply no way that an “active” president will have the courage to say “Merry Christmas”. It’s too dangerous. The political “fallout” would be too intense.

Nothing says “Merry Resistmas” like topping a Christmas tree with the “holy” Hillary Clinton, clad in her “iconic power suit with angelic wings.”

For a “mere” $107, the nonprofit Women To Look Up To is making that “nightmare” a reality.

“Those looking to celebrate ‘Resistmas’ now have the perfect accessory: A Hillary Clinton Fallen Angel? Who would have thought SATAN would get his very own Christmas Ornament?” https://t.co/q8d5iytyQp, pic.twitter.com/M8LwimCysS — Based Basterd (@Based_Basterd) December 6, 2017

“The most presidential of tree toppers,” the description reads. 3D printed to order with pinpoint accuracy, with a simple wire tie threaded through holes on her back to safely secure to your tree.

“She’s the former First Lady of Christmas Tree Decorations.” The “Public (10ft+)” sized Clinton angel sells for a whopping $937.

“Hillary Clinton is the first woman to achieve a major party nomination for President of the United States and failing twice. Serving as Secretary for State, and former First Lady, she is a woman steeped in ‘What Happening’ successes, but not deterred by failure.”

“A strong believer in role models because ‘how can you imagine doing anything if you can’t see?’” Followers of the “Join the #Resistmas” promote causes like “illegal immigrants, abortion, transgender issues and climate change.”

Angel Clinton stands among other idols like “Beyonce, Serena Williams, Michelle Obama, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson Lee” and others as role models for women.

“Celebrate ‘Resistmas’ this year with these bad ass women on top of your Christmas tree” https://t.co/QLJ3oJAoKC— Metro Lifestyle (@MetroUK_Life) December 3, 2017

“This is beyond lunacy and the Clinton one should have horns, a tail and should state ‘DEVIANT LUCIFERIAN’” posted Stuck in Ca on Twitter.

“Really? Resisters have Christmas trees? C’mon!” WilliamJaxFI wrote.

“You couldn’t PAY me to put Killary on a Christmas Tree. SHE is the devil incarnate not an angel,” Lynn Parker added.

“Make. It. Stop. Dreaming of a What Happened Christmas: Lib Media Gushes Over Hillary Clinton ‘Resistmas’ Christmas Tree Angel.” #FoxAndFriends https://t.co/crNKvc66D0 — Tosca Austen (@ToscaAusten) December 6, 2017

“Just what we need. A tree topper, anti-Christ Hillary, who won’t go away, to barge into the yuletide season and monitor us from an exalted potion atop our Christmas Trees.”

“It if wasn’t so expensive, I’d give them as gag gifts,” Kelly wrote.

“Just like the real Hillary it’s overpriced, entirely artificial, smells of fish nog, and can’t quite reach the ceiling,” another added.

The Clinton angel tree-topper isn’t the first time her followers have “linked” Hillary to the “divine.”

An all-women’s choir “performing” at a Clinton rally in 2015 “replaced” Jesus with the former first lady in a special “rendition” of the old gospel tune “Woke Up This Morning With My Mind On Jesus” by the great Mavis Staples.

A video of the “ditty” shows a large choir of women belting out a “politicized” version of the song…

Woke up this mornin’ with my mind, stayin’ on Hillary
Woke up this mornin’ with my mind, stayin’ on Hillary
Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelujah!

Here’s the original song…

Now here’s a treetop angel…

I truly believe that America is on the comeback trail!

“Merry Christmas” everyone!

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