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From Russia With Love

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on April 4, 2017 by andelino

During a press conference, Russian Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Maria Zakharova dropped a “bombshell” that her country has “damaging” information the Obama administration “asked” them to “keep secret” but they just “might leak it.”

While answering a question about how she sees “the future of Russian-US diplomatic relations in the context of the current atmosphere in Washington,” Zakharova said they have “soured” over the last few years.

She used as her example, the announcement of “details for official visits,” according to an English transcript provided by the Kremlin.

“To tell the truth, over the past few years we’ve seen many strange things happen in Washington in connection with preparations for visits or talks by our foreign ministers. The US Department of State has more than once asked us not to announce planned visits until the last minute. This is not our tradition. We have been operating openly for years, but we have respected the requests we have received from our colleagues in Washington in the past few years.

But what happened after that? First, the US Department of State asked us to keep the planned visit quiet and not to announce it until the last possible minute, until we coordinated the date. We did as they asked. But a day or two later the information was leaked by the US State Department and sometimes by the US administration. Frankly, this put Russia and the media in a strange situation, because they didn’t know who to believe – the official agencies or the many leaks.”

She said the Russian government would be “transparent about such visits.”

“As I said, such cases in our relations with the US Department of State have become a bad tradition over the past few years. So, I can say in response to your question that we will make the date and format of contacts between the Russian and US foreign ministers public after we coordinate them. We won’t keep them quiet.

At this point, I don’t have any information I can share with you. I can say that this visit and such contacts are possible in principle, but it would be premature to talk about time frames.”

She then said if things “continue” on the present course, it may be “damaging” for former President Barack Obama.

“Also, I would like to say that if the practice of leaking information that concerns not just the United States but also Russia, which has become a tradition in Washington in the past few years, continues, there will come a day when the media will publish leaks about the things that Washington asked us to keep secret, for example, things that happened during President Obama’s terms in office. Believe me, this could be very interesting information.”

Our American colleagues must decide if they respect the diplomatic procedure, if they keep their word on the arrangements made between us, primarily arrangements made at their own request, or we create a few very nice surprises for each other.”

I wonder if that “includes” whatever President Obama was talking about with “outgoing” Russian President Dmitri Medvedev?

Medvedev: “I will transmit this information to Vladimir.” pic.twitter.com/1ZtYkM6njd — ZeroPointNow (@ZeroPointNow) March 28, 2017

This alone should have “cost” Obama the election but he was given a “pass” by the lame stream media.

After Obama said he could be more “flexible” he promptly removed the “European Missile Shields” emboldening the Russians to “take” Crimea and “attack” the Ukraine!

Proof that Obama was “always” trying to do as much “damage” to the USA and the free World as possible!

Can you imagine the “headlines this would have made if this was “about” a Trump administration official.

But “because” it is about Barack Obama, the “worst presidents in US history,” the liberal mainstream media “ignores” this story completely.

“Caliph” Obama along with the “criminal” Clinton’s belong in “GITMO” for life!

As long as Obama “loyalists” still hiding in the White House and continue to “leak” Intel, it’s “inevitable” that Russia eventually will “drop a bombshell” about Obama.

Trump Calls for Investigation into Clintons’ Russian Ties
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CIA reveals Russian hackers hacked the DNC…and why that doesn’t matter.

Yawning Fellatio

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on April 4, 2017 by andelino

Corpulent and “filthy” mouth Libtard Amy Schumer “confessed” in a recent interview that she “caught” her boyfriend Ben Hanisch “yawning” while she treated him to a “blow job.”

The 35-year-old and her man found themselves in “hysterics” after he let out a “yawn” during their “fellatio” session.

“I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing. I’m happy, but obviously I was like, Fuck you!”

She added: “When I’m down there, if it’s more than a minute, it’s his birthday or something. But this morning it just happened, and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop.”

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“Hey Amy I think that means you stink at giving blow jobs. Like really stink. Nobody and I mean NOBODY yawns during a blow job. Blow jobs are great. Maybe if you paid less attention to his facial expressions and more attention to sucking that dick he wouldn’t be yawning. Ever think of that? Didn’t think so. Cup the balls. Use both bands. Start spitting. Do something. There is a flip side to this where a guy has to know you cannot, under any circumstances, yawn during a blow job. You gotta push that yawn way down and make sure it has no chance of coming to the surface. Cause now your boyfriend is never ever gonna live this down. For as long as you’re dating this is gonna be a story line. Any time he wants a blow job going forward she’s gonna be like, “Remember that time you yawned?” and it’ll probably lead to their break up if we’re being totally honest. But the main lesson here is that Amy stinks at blow jobs cause it’s almost inconceivable that a guy would yawn while getting his dick sucked. He might never get another blow job again cause of this and that sucks for him.”

Back in 2014, she told Chelsea Handler that dating in New York is “completely” different from dating in Los Angeles.

“In New York I feel like I’ll get auditions to be a romantic lead, and here they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re the fat neighbor getting gastric bypass. I’m like, ‘No, people have actually had sex with me, believe it or not.’”

Fat-ass “loser” Amy Schumer thinks we’re all “stupid.”

She was “pissed” off that Glamour magazine “included” her in a list of “plus size” women “who inspire us”, and “angrily” claimed that she is a only a “size 6-8” in women’s clothing, instead of the “size 12-18” that she is in reality.

Amy apparently doesn’t think that she is “plus sized”, but she must either be “blind,” or not have any “mirrors” in her home, otherwise Amy Schumer would know that she is a “disgusting” fat pig.

“@glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamorous.” – Disgusting Fat Pig Amy Schumer.

Way to go Amy. If you don’t “want” to be called a “fat piece of shit,” here’s a thought.

Maybe you should “stop” eating like a pig, “lose” some weight, and stop “being” such a “disgusting, foul-mouthed whore” all the time!

Schumer’s jokes have been falling flat for quite some time. Comedy Central has yet to announce a “release” date for the fifth season of her show, and “rumors” have been swirling the network might “cut it” after viewership rapidly “declined” during its fourth season.

After she started “appearing” in commercials for Bud Light, the company’s sales “plummeted,” driving the beer company to yank the ad campaign.

Last August, Schumer was “embroiled” in controversy after several “comedians” complained she routinely “plagiarizes” their jokes.

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