Alien Cher Bono

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Beat up, old “leather bag” Cher hosted a Hillary Clinton “fund-raiser” starting things off by saying if Donald Trump “wins the White House, “I’m gonna have to leave the planet.”

She also “brought up” how Trump supporters are quick to call her a “libtard,” but that she understands “poverty” having grown up “poor” before her mother remarried a “really rich guy and we moved to Beverly Hills and it was like the Clampetts.”

So she was “poor” until she was 5 and then spent the last 70 years in the “lap of luxury.”

As a former “heroin” addict and “alcoholic” who lives in a 1 room, 1 bath studio in the city, I totally “relate” with her while she voted for boozy Hillary Clinton.

And it’s “worse” than that. Here she “larps” as a poor person for “money” in the early 70’s.

Cher also “admitted” she once disliked “the dreaded Millennials,” but now believes the “basement dwellers” must get “involved” in politics.

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“Young people with fresh ideas and . . . energy is what we need,” she said. “We’re fading. Not fast, but we’re fading.”

A few months ago she said “both” candidates were “bad.” Why the “change of heart?”

Or did she just remember her “dead” ex Sonny was “Republican?”

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I guess Cher is just “butt hurt” that her daughter is now a pretty “messed up” Dude.

Albeit, I must “say,” one of the most convincing “tranny” transition I have observed.

Now boarding.

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Cher going back to her home planet.

Cher is so “ignorant” to the fact that if this “old succubus” leaves this planet we would be “one” step closer to “Making America Great Again.”

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I am “surprised” Cher didn’t threatened to do the “shotgun mouthwash” if Donald Trump gets elected.

Still waiting for the 19 celebrities who promised to leave America if Trump was elected to get out
We Found 15 Celebs Who Threatened To Leave After Trump’s Win — Guess Where They Are!

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