Let The Exodus Begin

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With “Election Day” polls closed, some of Hollywood’s most progressive “liberals” have their bags “packed” and are ready to “Make America Great Again” by “leaving” the USA for good.

Here are Hollywood’s “worst and dumbest” who have pledged to “move out” of the United States.

Barbra Streisand

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She opts to live Down Under. “He has no facts. I don’t know, I can’t believe it. I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada,” the singer told 60 Minutes in an interview in August. Streisand has been a vocal supporter of Clinton’s candidacy, and appeared at a high-profile fundraiser for the candidate in New York City earlier this year.

Bryan Cranston

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“I would definitely move. It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t,” Cranston said in October of the possibility of a Trump victory. The Breaking Bad star suggested he would take a “permanent” vacation to Vancouver.

Miley Cyrus

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Several months ago, Ms. Twerkiness, announced her planned “exodus” in her usual eloquent fashion.  The vile “Wrecking Ball” slut said she would “move out da country” if Trump, whom she called a fucking nightmare were to win the election.

Lena Dunham

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The “corpulent” Girls star said there is a “100 percent chance” she will pick up and move to Canada if Trump prevails on Election Day. “I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there,” the Clinton surrogate said.

Amy Schumer

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The “obscene” comedian and “Trainwreck” actress said Spain would be her destination of choice if Trump wins the presidency. “My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s Newsnight in September. “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.” She will become neighbors with Chelsea Handler.

Jon Stewart

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The political “satirist” wants to connect with billionaire space pioneer Elon Musk if Trump wins; he told People magazine last year that he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.”

Cher Bono

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The same goes for “washed up” pop icon Cher. “Forget another country” she wrote on Twitter. She will be moving to Jupiter if Trump wins. The “Believe” singer has appeared with Hillary Clinton at campaign events this year.

Chelsea Handler

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The “has been” comedian said she had already made a “contingency plan” in the event of a Trump win. “I did buy a house in Spain just in case,” Handler said in an interview on ABC’s Live with Kelly and Michael in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

Samuel L. Jackson

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Self proclaimed “Muthaphukka” accused Trump of running a “hate” filled campaign in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter. “If that motherfucker becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” he later told Jimmy Kimmel.

Whoopi Goldberg

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Porcupine “nigga” has repeatedly “trashed” Trump on the ABC daytime talk show. “Listen, he can be whatever party he wants to be,” she said during an episode in January. “What he can’t be is he can’t be the guy that says it’s your fault stuff isn’t working. That’s not the president I want. Find a way to make stuff work. Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I have the cash. I can afford to go,she added.

Neve Campbell

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Neve  said she would “move back” to her native Canada if Trump wins the election. “They see someone off the cuff and broad, and they think ‘ok, that’s the voice we need, just someone honest,’” Campbell told the Huffington Post of the motivation behind the Republican candidate’s support. “His honesty is terrifying. It’s really scary. My biggest fear is that Trump will triumph” she in January.

Keegan-Michael Key

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The Key and Peele star also said he’d “flee” north to Canada in the event of a Trump presidency. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”

George Lopez

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“If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration. We’ll all go back,” the Latino comedian and TV star told TMZ shortly after Trump announced his candidacy in 2015. “I’m gonna Rent first #pelosmelapela , get to know the schools #ohcanada #mexico,” he quipped on Instagram the day after Trump defeated Hillary Clinton. “#Pelosmelapela,” the hash tag the comedian has been using consistently in relation to the president-elect, roughly translates to “fuck off, hairdo.”

Ne-Yo

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The R&B singer said he’d be moving to Canada “straight away” if Trump wins. “Me and Drake gonna be neighbors if Donald Trump becomes president,” the singer told TMZ in October.

Al Sharpton

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The tax cheat “race baiter” told attendees at a Center for American Progress event in February that he would be looking for flight reservations if Clinton did not triumph on Election Day. “I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins. Only because Trump probably have me deported anyhow.”

Raven-Symoné

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This “racist” is probably already on a flight out. During a February episode of the talk show, the actress said she would uproot her whole family. “My confession for this election is if any Republican gets nominated, I’m gonna move to Canada with my entire family. Is that bad? I already have my ticket … No, I literally bought my ticket, I swear.”

George & Ali Stephanopoulos

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All these “exiles” will get their news from George Stephanopoulos, former president Bill Clinton’s “puppet,” now an objective reporter at ABC according to his wife.  Ali Wentworth would rather go “down under” with husband George Stephanopoulos: “If Trump wins, we’ll start looking at real estate in Sydney, Australia. No crime, no guns.”

Natasha Lyonne

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The “Orange Is the New Black” star would call a “mental hospital” home where she belongs, she said during a Starz video released in January. Natasha Lyonne surprised fans with her multitasking, not to mention scandalous skills, on the 2014 Emmys red carpet. “I’ll move to a mental hospital for a while because you’re like ‘why is this happening?'”

Amber Rose.

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The teen “stripper” turned megalomaniac How to Be a Bad Bitch” didn’t give a specific location. “I can’t even think about it! I’m moving, I’m out! I can’t. And I am taking my son with me!” she told Us Weekly in March.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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The Supreme Court justice might abandon the U.S. for New Zealand. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president … Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she told the New York Times in July.

Chloë Sevigny.

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Like her peers, Sevigny would seek “asylum” in Canada. Specifically, she’s selected Nova Scotia, she said in a January Starz video

Of course, all these “big talkers” and even bigger “evaders of truth” probably won’t put their “bodies where their big mouths are,” but we can always remind them of their professed promises, indicating their lack of acceptance of “diversity, pluralism, and multiculturalism.”

Their “lack of faith” in this great country, which has “given them so much for the so little they have handed out” is truly shameful.

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Knowing that their “departures” would greatly improve America’s “quality of life, diversity and democracy”, let’s send them the names of your favorite “travel agents” now.

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