Tinseltown

 

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Hollywood reaction was swift in “Tinseltown” as the reality of the four “horrific” years that await the nation under a “Trump” presidency began to sink in.

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The “elite and scary” snowflakes were outraged that their “deplorable” fans had ignored their “wishes and exhortations” to vote for Hillary because they “said so.”

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In the days leading up to the “election,” celebrity endorsements of Hillary Clinton made it plain that only “racists, misogynists, Klansmen, Nazis and inbred hillbillies” could possibly find Trump “palatable.”

Scared Green Day “punk” Billie Joe Armstrong felt sorry for the “poor rubes” who embraced Trump:

“The worst problem I see about Trump is who his followers are. I actually feel bad for them, because they’re poor, working-class people who can’t get a leg up. They’re pissed off and he’s preyed on their anger. He just said, ‘You have no options and I’m the only one, and I’m going to take care of it myself.’ I mean, that’s fucking Hitler, man! He went on to explain that referring to Barrack Obama as “The One” or “The Lightbringer” who was going to solve everyone’s problems and heal the planet was entirely different, because Obama is a Democrat.”

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Heroin “addicted” vocalist James Taylor agreed that Trump is a “fascist,” but not as cool as Hitler:

“This guy isn’t Hitler — this guy is Mussolini. This is a sort of a puffed-up, self-absorbed, all-hat-and-no-cattle cowboy. All style and no content. It almost feels like an act of ransom and wanton destruction to vote for him.”

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Wearing “’Nazi-inspired” jacket Lady Gaga pointed out the difference between “cool” Hillary-style fascism and “bad” Trump-style fascism in her own style statement at a Hillary “rally” in Raleigh North Carolina the “night before the election.”

“We think this will really appeal to the Nazi-loving hillbillies out here in the sticks. It’s like really ironic cool to denounce somebody as a Nazi while dressed as a Nazi. But I don’t think these hicks will get it.”

When it became apparent that the “hicks” indeed did not get it and the electoral vote count had “swung” to Trump, Hollywood sprang into action

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“Dick” Richard Melville Hall aka “Moby” penned an “open letter” to the American public, expressing his thoughts in all “lowercase, italic letters” because he’s like really cool like that:

“and in the process you’ve denied the presidency to an experienced and erudite woman whose only shortcoming is being on the receiving end
of a 30 year right-wing smear campaign. 
as a life long progressive i’m supposed to be diplomatic and understanding, but america, what the fuck is wrong with you?
 …and the climate will suffer. the inner cities will suffer. children will suffer. animals will suffer. gun deaths will continue to skyrocket.
 we will suffer. all because americans live in this delusional, upside down world wherein they’re unwilling to look at evidence.”

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Smug, condescending “know-it-all” Aaron Sorkin heaped “vitriol” on the watchers of his program after writing an “emotional” letter to his 15-year-old daughter, Roxy, and her mother, Julia Sorkin, “explaining” Trump’s victory

“And it wasn’t just Donald Trump who won last night—it was his supporters too. The Klan won last night. White nationalists. Sexists, racists and buffoons. Angry young white men who think rap music and Cinco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life (or are the reason for their way of life) have been given cause to celebrate. Men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly, and otherwise worthy of our scorn rather than our admiration struck a blow for misogynistic shitheads everywhere. Hate was given hope.”

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Open and inclusive “queer” Lea DeLaria, originally billed as “That Fucking Dyke” born clutching a dildo and now star of the HBO hit “Orange is the New Black” hopes to heal national “rifts” with a bit of tough love:

“pick up a baseball bat and take out every fucking republican and independent I see and adorned her tweet with #fucktrump, #fucktheGOP, #fuckstriaghtwhiteamwerica and #watchmyshowandvoteformeintheemmysyouinbredhillbillyfucks.

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Heartbroken and distraught “pedophile” Lena Dunham castigated women for their “failure” to conform to identity politics, which made her “lady parts” hurt:

“It’s painful to know that white women, so unable to see the unity of female identity, so unable to look past their violent privilege, and so inoculated with hate for themselves, showed up to the polls for him, too. My voice was literally lost when I woke up, squeaky and raw, and I ached in the places that make me a woman, the places where I’ve been grabbed so carelessly, the places we are struggling to call our own.”

These rich “disenfranchised and voiceless” celebrities will not go “quietly” into the night however.

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Elijah Berg, originator of a Change.org petition to nullify the election by “subverting” the electoral college is a “cheating Democratic advocate, liar and ethics dunce” calling on electors to ignore the “popular” vote in the states they represent and instead “cast” their votes for Hillary Clinton so as to represent the “will of the people” that matter:

“Mr. Trump is unfit to serve. His scapegoating of so many Americans, and his impulsivity, bullying, lying, admitted history of sexual assault, and utter lack of experience make him a danger to the Republic. We are calling on the Electors to ignore their states’ votes and cast their ballots for Secretary Clinton.”

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Garbage truck “adornment” Lady Gaga led the charge. She was quickly followed by a “herd” of liberal entertainment figures including Westworld’s Jeffrey Wright, singer Pink, Amanda Seyfried, Sia, and Laverne Cox, who joined in the strident call to “correct the wrong done by the American voters.”

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Hopefully they will be “influential” enough to save the Republic from its “own” citizens, who are obviously “unqualified” to cast a vote and should not be allowed to hold an “opinion” that has not been thoroughly endorsed by “ Social Justice Warriors.”

And equally hopefully, the “misogynistic, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, inbred, Klan-loving, Nazi-humping, bigots” will not boycott these “saints of the silver screen and troubadours of truth.”

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The “same” can be said of all Hollywood distraught “weirdos” and their followers who calling for “secession” after the Trump victory.

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Obama’s “legacy” went down the “toilet” when Donald Trump “drowned” Hillary and became the “45th President of the United States of America.”

Hollywood Is a Cesspit That Needs to Be Flushed

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