CankleGate II

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Hillary (Cankle) Clinton “abruptly” left a Manhattan ceremony marking the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 “terrorist” attacks.

Videos show her “shakily” stumbling when her “Cankles” gave out while trying to get “into” a van to leave.

The candidate’s “physician” later offered this explanation:

“Clinton has had an allergy-related cough for some time, and during an examination on Friday, the Democratic nominee was diagnosed with pneumonia, put on antibiotics, and told to take time out to rest. She became overheated and dehydrated during Sunday morning’s event, which led her to collapse. She’s now home in Chappaqua and on the road to recovery.”

The most “charitable” reading of this timeline is that her campaign — presumably with the “blessing and insistence” of the candidate — fully intended to keep her “illness” a secret from the public.

Let’s be clear about what this means.

“Her campaign intended to lie. Even though doing so would require her to keep up a public schedule that might well make her condition worse and require ever-more elaborate forms of concealment. Because, of course, to curtail her schedule would raise questions that might reveal the truth.”

Experience counts. So do solutions, and Hillary has both.

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No wonder Husband “Casanova” Bill Clinton finds the grass greener elsewhere.

Lately, Hillary has chosen smaller, more “intimate” venues for her rallies, and as one audience member in the crowded “phone booth” asked:

“Like you and many Americans, I have Cankles– unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles. Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with Cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What is your secret? Are you some mysterious enchantress? What spell have you cast on us? and what is your national plan to combat the growing threat of Cankles in America?”

A national plan, you ask? Hillary laughed and said the national “Cankle” epidemic was too great for one woman to “handle” alone.

But she has a plan, a solution: “The Mandated Pantsuit Act of 20016”

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I think it’s time to break out Joe “Mensa” Biden. Hillary just can’t do it anymore.

I’m Deplorable and I’m Proud

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