Clinton Crime Syndicate

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Dear “deplorable” Americans,

Because of all the “controversy,” I, Hillary Rodham Clinton will be “distancing” myself from the “Clinton Crime Syndicate,” also known as the “Clinton Family Crime Foundation.”

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Should the “unimaginable” happens and Donald Trump win the presidential “elections”, the “Clinton Crime Syndicate” will be close permanently.

Now it is time for a “stock” sale! Just track the local Clinton “franchise” in your neighborhood and get there as fast as you can…the best “deals” will sell out rather quickly!

If you’re a third world “dictator” and want some “charity money” for your country, so you can spend more resources on building “palaces” and buy “bullets” to shoot the “opposition” just give us a call.

If you want to “abolish” one or all of those silly “constitutional amendments” or you want to “harass” Trump and his “deplorable” supporters, the “Clinton Crime Syndicate” has a whole catalog of “rent-a-lefties”  group to organize “violent” protests wherever you want.

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Urgently in need of some “racial” violence in your town to make sure the local “sheeple” keeps voting for the “me”? As the queen of the “Black Lies Matter” attack squads there will be a special “discount” for October demonstrations.

So “hurry” up, this might be your last “chance” to buy some leverage in the “transformation” of American politics before I “die!”

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My new reality show “Les Deplorables” is sweeping the nation, as I star as “Mme. Thénardier”  and the American people as a “Basket of Deplorables” in the theatrical trailer below.

Faithfully yours in selling out “fundamental American values” for the good of my sheeple,

Hillary Rodham Clinton

We’re Deplorable
That’s what we are
We’re Deplorable
Tho’ near or far
The thought of president Hillary
It does horrible things to me
Never I thought someone such a whore

We’re Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that’s how we’ll stay
That’s why Hillary, it’s incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too

We’re Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that’s how we’ll stay
That’s why Hillary, it’s incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too

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