Muslim Power Couple

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Forget Syed Farook & Tashfeen Malik, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner or George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin.

A new “hot, handsome and inspiring” international Muslim “power couple” is sweeping American and Canadian “fans” off their feet.

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They are none other than “Barack Hussein Obama” and “Justin Pierre James Trudeau.”

The first time they “spotted” each other across the room, it was “electric” at first sight.

They “met” at a photo shoot during a “Climate Change” charitable junket in Ottawa, and they haven’t “parted” since!

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Our friends over at “The People’s Cube”  got the Hollywood-style “highlights” for you.

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“Hey, you can slip a mickey in my drink any night, big boy!”

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“Does my breath still smell from the tryst last night?”

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“No, don’t tell the wife and kids right away, let’s keep the magic going for as long as possible.”

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“Your profile looks so presidential!”
“No, yours does!”
“No, yours does!”
“No, yours does!”
“No, yours does!”

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“So which American bakery will we force by legal injunction to bake our cake?”

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The newlyweds.

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Their first dance.

Here is the “song lyrics” that the newlywed “power couple” selected for their “first” dance.

I was told they “picked” the song out together during a “intimate” candlelit Oval Office “tryst” over some White Zinfandel.



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