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Actress Susan Sarandon took to her Twitter account to reiterate her “support” for Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT presidential campaign, saying it is “insulting” that women would be asked to “vote for a female president based on gender” alone.

“I don’t vote with my vagina. It’s so insulting to women to think that you would follow a candidate JUST because she’s a woman.”— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 17, 2016

“HRC doesn’t rep my interests, @BernieSanders does. Simple as that.” — Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 17, 2016

“I never called anyone a ‘vagina voter. ’ What I actually said in response to being shamed for supporting a man over a woman.” — Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 17, 2016

The 69-year-old “Thelma and Louise” star Sarandon first “voiced” her support for Sanders in September when she joined Artists for Bernie, a coalition of more than 120 actors, directors and musicians that are publicly supporting the “socialist” Vermont senator’s run.

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The actress appeared at a Sanders “rally” in Iowa last month, where she sharply criticized Clinton over the former New York senator’s vote to authorize the Iraq war.

“She’s had a job, but what has she done that we’re bragging about? How has she led?” Sarandon said last month.

The actress’ comments come as the Sanders campaign is “battling” its own controversy this week.

At a event at Atlanta’s Morehouse College, “Run the Jewels” rapper and Sanders supporter Killer Mike suggested that the fact that Clinton is “female” should not automatically “entitle” her to become president.

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“A uterus doesn’t qualify you to be President of the United States,” the rapper said at the event. Killer Mike later clarified that he was quoting “feminist activist” Jane Elliott with the comment.

A poll revealed Sanders had “narrowed” the gap against Clinton nationally, trailing by just two points. Both candidates are vying to “secure” female voters ahead of the coming primaries.

Susan Sarandon apparently has abandoned the “gyno-contstituency” and renounced her gender-based “support” for the beloved dog barker “Cankle-in-Chief” Hillary Clinton.

This violation of “protocol” has Hollywood and the mainstream “media” in a tizzy.

At this point, her only “redeeming” quality is her support for Bernie Sanders.

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Should Susan Sarandon feel the “bern in her voting apparatus” antibiotics will be provided by “ObamaCare.”

No doubt that “learning” that Susan Sarandon does not “vote” with her vagina provides great “relief” to those who would be pulling the “lever” after her.

She’s so clever. When people ask how she “gains” such profound insights, she said, “I don’t vote with my vagina, but it’s near where I find my best ideas.”

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In fact, according to a reliably “source” Susan is dreaming of receiving a “HUA Award” to add to the large collection of other awards she’s received over the years.

I thought that women “deserved” more pay and rights without “responsibility” just because of their “vajayjay.” To say that Hillary is “worse” than Bernie is sickening and wrong.

I don’t even want to think about it, so I’ll just say that our policy with “non-Hillary” supporters should be “join or die.”

And I don’t know about you, but if I were a “presidential” candidate, I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t want a rapper called “Killer Mike” on the evening’s program.

And looking at the linked article on Killer Mike himself, he said that “an asshole reporter” took a quote from him “out of context” and tried to “warp” it.

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Just goes to show you that “progressiveness” is the new religion for those who ran away from their religion but haven’t fully “decompressed” or thought the situation through. They can use their “tactics” on the heretics and nobody on their side “bats” an eyelash but if the “heretics” use the same tactics on them they “whine.”

Hillary must “not” be criticized. If you do, it’s because you are a male “chauvinist” pig. Just like any “criticism” of Barack Obama can only be an indication of “racism,” any criticism of Hillary can only be “misogyny.”

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Hillary will be our “next” President based upon her “qualifications” listed below:

1.) She has a vagina.
2.) No President has ever had one before.
3.) My husband is a connoisseur in matters of vaginas.

In life, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Either you’re well or you’re sick.
If you’re well, then there’s nothing to worry about,

But if you’re sick, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Getting well or dying.
If you get well, then there’s nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things you need to worry about:
Either you go to heaven, or you go to hell.
If you go to heaven, then there’s nothing to worry about,

But if you go to hell,
you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have the time to worry!

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. – Shakespeare

Susan Sarandon Appointed Breast Equalization Czar


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