2016 Elections

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The latest NBC News/Wall St. Journal polling “revealed” a rare area of agreement between Democrat and Republican voters, namely that both groups “overwhelmingly” believe that only the merciless “slaughter” of the opposing “party” and its voters can “solve” America’s problems.

Among those identifying as “Republican, Conservative, or Libertarian,” 83 percent favored the wholesale “massacre” of all liberal freaks, while 87 percent of “Democrats, Liberals, and Progressives” supported the total “liquidation” of right-wing lunatics.

“For most of 2015, and now into 2016, the country’s mood was defined by anger at the inexplicable stupidity of the opposition party,” said Democratic pollster Fred Yang of Hart Research Associates, which conducted this survey with Republican “pollster” Bill McInturff of Public Opinion Strategies.

“Now that has abruptly changed to the fear that dissenting opinions will destroy America, and the people’s universal solution seems to be the annihilation of anyone with a differing point of view.”

“It makes perfect sense if you think about it,” continued Yang.

“The Republicans want the poor to starve, the sick to die, and the earth to boil. They oppress minorities, want everyone shooting at each other, and they cling to the First Amendment as if feelings aren’t important. We even try to compromise with them. In order to survive, this country desperately needs government to assume complete control over the economy, but Republicans have an aneurysm over a simple revamping of just the healthcare sector. It’s time they went extinct. ”

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“Unicorn-molesting jackasses,” commented McInturff. “Safe zones, Caitlyn Jenner, crappy solar cars… mandatory school lunches that nobody wants. They’d sooner see another 9-11 or a nuclear Iran than offend a single Muslim.”

What kind of “deranged” simpleton thinks that without the “rich” there would be no “poor,” without “guns” there would be no “death,” or that without bureaucratic “oversight” we couldn’t correctly choose the “right” light bulb?

If it was up to them, we’d have a “cabinet” position in charge of “single-ply” toilet paper and another in charge of “double-ply.” America would be better off if we “butchered every last one of them.”

But Democratic pollster Peter Hart “cautioned” that this consensus could be temporary, especially “considering” that the two sides “cannot agree” on a method of execution.

“While Democrats trend towards the creation of a government agency that will, over a period of ten years, reduce the budget deficit while systematically determining and carrying out the most tolerant and humane way of killing Republicans, Republicans just want to take Democrats out back and shoot ’em. Let’s wait and see whether they can even agree on a bloodbath three months from now.”

The poll, conducted through “land line and cell calls” to 2,000 individuals, contains a +/-3 percent margin of error.

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With what I believe in the world of conspiracy, I’m not too worried about “caucuses, nominees or elections.”

The republicans and democrats are “two wings of one party” as far as I’m concerned. And the “elites” will get their way regardless of the “person” that wins, they’ve got the money, and history teaches that “money equals power.”

I think that the “party” that wins are just puppets for the larger problem and the larger organization; they’re like the “parts” of a machine, they’re all “interchangeable” and the machine will still do its thing “whether or not” you have part A or part B in there.

I’ll still “vote,” though, even though I’m 95% sure it “means” nothing.

I found this piece titled “In a Sentimental Mood” by Duke Ellington. It brings an image of the “depression” to mind, and I think that that’s where we’re “headed” regardless of what is done.

I think that right now we’re in a transition from a “golden” America to a “gilded” America; it still looks the same on the “outside” but if you scratch it just a bit it shows the real “worthless” material underneath.

There is “treachery” afoot. Reich wing tea bagger Ted Cruz has stolen the Republican vote in Iowa according to Donald Trump, while Sanders and our beloved “titted” Hillary are still ceremonially “mud-wrestling” for the democratic vote.

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We were “warned” of this Cruz fellow back in September of 2013.

I just don’t understand why we bother to hold “primaries” especially where brainwashed counties should be considered “voting” sanctuaries and haven’t been purged of the “uneducated superstitious, bible-clinging evangelical nut jobs.”

The American people just need to “drop” to their knees and “gaze” upon the angelic visage of Hillary and bask in the rarefied “glow” of NPR. Just think about all the “money” that is wasted on this that could be “funneled” into a nonprofit personal foundation.

Most of all, I am personally “saddened” that throughout her campaign while side stepping “personal issues, violation of national security, unethical financial tactics and other sordid issues,” Hillary has attempted to “energize” the base of the Democrat party by making us believe she just is an “authentic” liberal.

Besides, who among us can really “honestly” say that they have never, ever had “memory lapses” or accidentally provided “incorrect” information in a job interview? As time does go by does not memories “somehow” just seem to fade?


I just find it hard to “accept” that she has to “run and fight” an uphill battle to return voters to the “experience” of destroying “Hope and Optimism” while removing the last leg of “Logic and Reason.”

Here is a simple video that “reflects some concerns” about America’s future. The part where the “percussion” kicks in will really be your “wake-up” call.

126 things to know about 21 candidates running in 2016

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