Schlonged Hillary

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Donald Trump says that in 2008, Barack Obama “schlonged” Hillary Clinton.

Speaking at a campaign rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan Trump said, “Everything that’s been involved in Hillary has been losses. Even her race with Obama, she was going to beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know. How does it get worse? She was favored to win and she got schlonged, she lost. I mean, she lost.”

“I watched her the other night, it was really hard because there were a lot of other things on better, including reading books and reading financial paper, which I actually enjoy reading,” Trump claimed.

“But I watched her the other night, and I said, ‘This is not a president.’”

Under “fire” from Democrats and the media Republican “hopeful” Donald Trump “doubled” down.

Claiming a candidate getting “schlonged” is “a commonly used word in politics.” Trump refused to back down.

“Once again, #MSM is dishonest. “Schlonged” is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got “schlonged” that meant beaten badly.” — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015


Trump even cited NPR using “schlonged” in a political context.

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NPR’s @NealConan said “schlonged” to WaPo re: 1984 Mondale/Ferraro campaign: “That ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls.” #Hypocrisy — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

“For those on TV defending my use of the word “schlonged,” bc #MSM is giving it false meaning-tell them it means beaten badly. Dishonest” #MSM — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

“When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!” — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2015

Clinton’s communications director, Jennifer Palmieri, released a statement “condemning” Trump’s use of the term.

Palmieri said the campaign was “not responding to Trump.” However, she played the “woman card” and claimed “victim” status for Hillary by adding while they won’t be responding, “everyone who understands the humiliation this degrading language inflicts on all women should.”

“We are not responding to Trump but everyone who understands the humiliation this degrading language inflicts on all women should.” #imwithher — Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) December 22, 2015

Backing up Trump’s claim “schlonged” is a common political “term” was veteran newsman Jeff Greenfield and New York Times political correspondent Alex Burns.

“On further review, Trump is right on this. ‘I got schlonged’ is a commonplace NY way of saying ‘I lost big time,’ w/out genital reference.'” — Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015

“I’ve heard it for year, -after tennis games, poker games, bad stock bets.I obviously have a classy group of friends.” — Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015

“Moynihan said it all the time. Rockefeller too. ‘You know, Happy, they really schlonged me on this one.’ Really.'” — Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) December 23, 2015

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The sad “irony” is that it has been a very long time since “Abuelita” Hillary has been “schlonged” or even has seen a “schlong.”

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Horn Dog Bill Clinton.

Her hubby, “Casanova” Bill prefers to stick his “schlong” into other women’s “red snappers, black oysters, brown bearded clams and fur burgers.”

What really is “funny” is that the mainstream media “beeped” schlonged, which like “boned, screwed, fucked” is a “euphemism” for sex.

What an obvious “betrayal” of the media’s “loyalties” to Grandma Hillary, “slipping” it to Trump by adding a bleep to “schlonged” to make it feel more “dirty.”

I seriously doubt anyone would be “offended” if the shoe were on the other foot and someone said Trump got “screwed or boned” out of the Republican nomination.

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