Not a Muslim Fan

Did you hear about the “controversy” surrounding a “beauty” pageant?

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No, not Steve Harvey’s “boneheaded” move at the end of the “Miss Universe” festivities, when he couldn’t read his “cue card” and ended up briefly “crowning” Miss Colombia as the winner.

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Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez was incorrectly named as Miss Universe before her crown was taken away.

Fortunately, he quickly “realized” what he had done and made things right, giving the “crown” to Miss Philippines and leaving poor Miss Colombia in “tears” thinking to herself: “I shaved off all my pubic hair for that?”

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Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach reacts as she was announced as the new Miss Universe.

The other controversy surrounds the “Miss America” pageant. It seems that Miss “Puerto Rico” isn’t terribly “fond” of the Islamic faith.

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20-year old Destiny Vélez took to Twitter to unload on “fatty” Michael Moore for standing “outside” the Trump Tower with a sign that read: “We are all Muslims.”

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No, “we aren’t,” and Miss Puerto Rico took “umbrage” at such a sentiment.

The beauty pageant “contestant” issued a series of “critical” tweets to Michael Moore in response to the liberal loons documentary “We Are All Muslim” campaign last week.

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In response to her “tweet” storm the “Miss Puerto Rico Organization” quickly issued a statement suspending the stunner from “competition” indefinitely.

“In regards to Miss Puerto Rico, Destiny Velez’s, recent actions and conduct; the Miss Puerto Rico Organization feels that her words do not represent the integrity and esteem of our program, nor that of our board members, our sponsors and partners, or the National Organization. Miss Velez’s actions were in contradiction to the organization, and therefore as a consequence of her actions, she has been suspended indefinitely. The Miss Puerto Rico Organization will not tolerate any actions or behavior contrary to the Miss Puerto Rico Organization.”

Vélez issued an “apology” shortly after the group’s “decision,” which was also “included” in the organization’s Facebook post.

“I apologize to the people I have offended with my words. I am first and foremost an #UpStander and as such I stand up against bullying. The last thing I wanted to do was to bully anyone. Again, I apologize to anyone who felt offended with my words.”

Now Destiny has plenty of “time” to work for the Donald Trump “campaign.”

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“Miss America” Puerto Rico Destiny Vélez.

Who knew “fatty” Michael Moore is still “alive” and doing stupid “documentaries”?

But, more “importantly,” Destiny Velez didn’t say “anything” wrong.

There is “absolutely” no comparison between “Muslims and Christians” no matter what “Obama or the Media” says.

Christians never “kill” in the name of God and there are absolutely no terrifying “beheading” agendas in the Bible, nor anything about “gay people, same sex marriage, or abortion.”

In fact, instead of “suspending” Miss Puerto Rico indefinitely I think we owe her a “debt of gratitude.” Did anyone else know about this “gas station planting” that’s going on?

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I have to admit, I like the “tweet” when she tweeted about how Muslims “terrorize innocent Americans and plant gas stations.”

If there’s anything we “don’t want in this country” it’s people motivated by religious “hatred” who shoot and kill “innocent” Americans.

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It’s even “worse” if those people also happen to “plant gas stations.”

The “lame stream” media is too PC to talk about it but luckily for us, Destiny Velez just “blew the lid” off the whole thing.

I Would Make Miss Colombia “Co-Winner”

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