ISIS vs. El Chapo

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Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán has a lot of enemies: “the Mexican government, the Drug Enforcement Administration, and Donald Trump.”

But now the world’s most powerful “drug trafficker” is taking one what is arguably the world’s most “feared” organization, ISIS.

Chapo’s anger toward the “radical jihadist” group does not stem from some sense of “altruism” for the victims of the recent “attacks” in Paris or San Bernardino, but instead from “concerns” about his bottom line after ISIS “destroyed” several of his Sinaloa Cartel’s “drug shipments” moving through the Middle East.

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ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

In a “harshly” worded email to ISIS, which was “leaked” by the website Cartel Blog, Guzmán sent a stark “warning” to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi about “messing” with the cartel’s business.

“You ISIS are not soldiers,” Guzmán purportedly wrote. “You are nothing but lowly Pussies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.”

Guzmán added: “My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them. It looks like it’s on.”

The “Sinaloa Cartel” is considered the world’s largest “drug trafficking” organization, with operations “running” throughout the Americas, Europe, Africa, Australia and Asia.

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In the Middle East, the cartel has become a major provider of “cocaine, ecstasy and other so-called party drugs” to oil-rich “princes and businessmen” throughout the region.

Cartel Blog is “standing” by the story, calling the threat “legitimate.”

Steve Charnock, a “satirist” based in Britain told Fox News Latino online that a “letter” claiming that the world’s most powerful drug trafficker was “threatening” to kill the head of ISIS was a “hoax.”

“We just thought it would be funny. But I guess we made some of the quotes just a little too real.”

I guess I always pictured the guy to put the final “nail” in terrorism’s coffin as some jacked up “SEAL Team Six” member on a “covert” mission, or an American Predator “drone” dropping a perfectly placed “Hellfire” directly on the heads of the “ISIS leadership” during a secret meeting.

Kind of a “surprise” that America’s secret “weapon” against terrorism is a “fat” mustachioed Mexican “drug lord” on the run?

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I don’t care how “tough” America and all our allies have been in “dealing” with ISIS or how much we’ve “stepped” up airstrikes and ground activity.

Last I checked “nobody” in Washington sent out incredibly “strongly” worded emails straight into the “ISIS” inbox?

Unless it’s “confidential” classified I’m pretty sure Mullah Obama didn’t “fire” off any Gmail messages calling ISIS “lowly pussies and sons of whores that he’s going to rip their hearts and tongues out” from the Oval Office!

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As someone with direct, day-to-day “firsthand” experience with hateful “insults” on the Internet, Obama shouldn’t “ignore” this strategy.

With “El Chapo” slowly breaking down ISIS with Internet “trolling,” America should step “in and finishes” the job.

That would be a “tag team” match up.

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