Tin Foil Hats

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Can the government read your “mind” using satellites?

What if you wear a “tin foil hat” to boost receptivity of government signals?

You know the old bit about putting a “tin foil hat” on your head to keep the government signals “out of your brain?”

It turns out “cladding” your head in tin-foil has the “opposite” effect.

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Researchers at MIT, using a network analyzer, tested the impact of “tin foil hats” on receptivity of “radio-frequency” signals.

They highlight the “method and results” in the study abstract:

“Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyzer, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.”

While their “conclusion” is a bit tongue-in-cheek, the “irony” of foil tin hats increasing “reception” of government-reserved “radio frequencies” is certainly not “lost” on Americans.

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“Fashion accessory for unemployed and unwashed conspiracy theorists around the world!”

On the Effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
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