Twitter Genius

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Donald Trump has “mastered” twitter absolutely “perfect.”

I don’t think people realize what “The Donald” does. Everyone says “Trump says whatever he wants, and he doesn’t care.”

Not “true,” he just uses Twitter to “his” advantage.

He throws “crumbs” in the water and watches as all the “fish” come to his boat looking for “re-tweets” that he then passes out like “free” candy.

Donald Trump actually only tweeted “two” things about Megyn Kelly.

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Then once he let “everyone” know what’s on his mind he simply “re-tweets” quotes from a bunch of “loyal” followers on the Internet.

It’s plain “genius.”

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“Did Trump call Megyn Kelly a bimbo?” No. That was “@msstanish53” aka Mr. Ohio Fan.

Or “People always take cheap shots at you, they can’t handle the truth. You tell it like it is. They’re cowards.”

Trump didn’t say that, but noted “pundit” Adrianna Marie “proclaimed” that, in between her tweets looking for money on “NiteFlirt.”

And therein “lies” the beauty. Trump isn’t “crazy,” Trump isn’t “racist or sexist,” he’s just “re-quoting” all the tweets “coming” his way.

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Because “everyone” knows a President is only as “good” as the loyal followers that “blindly” support him every “chance” they get to keep his “name” in the news.

Spin the “message” long enough on your twitter timeline and you’ll start “believing” that everything you create is “genius” and the best thing ever.

Don’t despair, don’t ever “give up” when you’re trying to “bash” your enemy in the face. That’s what “The Donald” does best.

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Here is what a reader wrote…

“I am voting for Donald Trump. I don’t care if he’s a joke. I don’t care if he’s racist. I don’t care if he’s sexist. I don’t care about any of it. I hope he stays in the race and I hope he wins. Why? Because I love the fact that he is making other politicians squirm. I love the fact he says shit nobody else will say regardless of how ridiculous it is. And let’s be honest. My day to day life isn’t gonna change that much no matter who gets elected. Our government is so fucked up nothing can get done no matter who is President. All we get every 4 years is hypocritical, fake ass politicians pointing their fingers at each other and blaming everything on everybody else. Every 4 years politicians will say ‘Are you sick of business as usual’ and then nothing changes and they do it all over again in the next election. Well at least Trump is entertaining and says funny shit. He’s like a one man real life political ‘mockumentary’ and that’s the best you can hope for at this point. Trump 2016 for real.”

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