Freak Show

Freak Shows Acts 00

“Freak Shows” were much more popular fifty years ago than they are today. In fact, they are now “illegal” in some states. Freak shows were common at “state fairs, carnivals, and circus” sideshows.

Curtains would be tightly drawn around the various “three-headed lady” or “alligator boy” tents. Curious customers “wondered” what was inside, and perhaps even “forked” over some cash to “take a peek.”

More often than not, the customers would be “heartily” disappointed because most of these shows were a “ruse.”

Most, but not all…like the “Bruce Jenner Farewell.”

Freak Shows Acts 01

Bruce ended months of “speculation” during a televised interview with Diane Sawyer by “confirming” he is in the process of “transitioning” into a woman.

From “growing” out his hair to “shaving” down his Adam’s apple, Bruce Jenner has made a lot of “changes” to his physical “appearance” leading up to his “alleged” transition.

But there’s one thing “staying” the same. He’s keeping his “penis” for the time being, at least.

“Although Bruce plans to live his life as a woman, he reveled that he will keep his penis for now,” an insider involved with the “production” of Bruce’s interview with Diane Sawyer.

“He’s been going to therapy for the past year to figure out whether to go through with the gender reassignment surgery. He doesn’t want to make the final decision until he’s totally sure.”

Freak Shows Acts 02

Bruce Jenner flaunts his fuller bust.

In the meantime, he’s addressing his “outward” appearance. During the interview, the 65-year-old admitted to having “surgery” on his face for a “more feminine appearance.”

Bruce’s face looks a lot “softer” after getting a “nose job, lip injections, and rounder cheekbones” to look more womanly.

He also got “breast” implants recently, and the “plastic” surgery will be featured on his upcoming “documentary” chronicling his “gender reassignment” transition, Celebrity Health reported.

“Bruce had silicone breast implants put in a few weeks ago. He went with a smaller implant because he didn’t want to look ridiculous.”

He reportedly “confessed” to having B-cup sized breasts, though a family friend tells Bruce “desperately” wants to go “bigger” and plans to get larger “implants” soon.

Freak Shows Acts 05

Bruce Jenner wearing a sports bra while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Jenner is also getting “hormone” treatments to prepare for his transition. Bruce wants to “live” the remainder of his life as the “woman” he felt he was born to be.

“He had enough of trying to fool himself and others. Once he realized he was done taking a backseat in his own life, he knew it was time to be honest with himself.”

During the interview, Jenner purportedly “clarified” his sexual orientation, explaining he’s still “attracted” to women, though, at his age, “sex is not that important to him anymore.”

Bruce recently “raised” eyebrows claiming he will essentially be a “lesbian” after his sex change transition, because he plans to “date” women.

While the news may “shock” some, experts said being “transgender” does not mean you’re “homosexual.”

Sawyer had called the interview a “farewell to Bruce,” but the former Olympian said he is only “saying goodbye to people’s perceptions of me… I’m just doing what I have to do.”

Freak Shows Acts 03

Feel like a woman, wear a dress.

Fashion “designer” Diane Von Furstenberg posted a photograph on her Instagram page of Bruce Jenner’s “head” superimposed onto her “body,” modeling her signature “wrap” dress.

“Bruce Jenner… You are the woman you wanted to be! I salute your strength, courage and honesty. By speaking out, you have spoken for so many who suffer.. … Love Diane,” she wrote in the caption.

Access Hollywood asked the “iconic” designer to comment on her “Instagram” post, to which she replied:

“I admire Bruce Jenner’s strength, courage and honesty and have so much respect for him using his voice to speak for people who have none. I wish him nothing but a lifetime of happiness.”

Freak Shows Acts 04

Freakish Bruce Jenner seen wearing dress in Public.

Bruce Jenner, the “thrice-married” father of six who’s transitioning to a woman, was “spotted” wearing a floor-length “striped” dress Tuesday outside his Malibu home.

Jenner was photographed “sporting” the long-sleeved black-and-white dress, with a “slit” from the knee to the hem, while “stretching and smoking” a cigarette on the mansion’s patio.

All it takes to be declared “brave” or “courageous” is to be a “freak.”

Freak Shows Acts 06

Mrs. Bruce Jenner visiting Gynecologist Barack Obama.

Mrs. Bruce Jenner: Hello Doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
Doctor Obama: …an abortion?
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? …If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
Doctor Obama: Mister Jenner…
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: Mrs. Jenner
Doctor Obama: Mrs. Jenner, you can’t have an abortion.
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! A woman has a right to choose!
Doctor Obama: No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pregnant.
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: But I missed my period.
Doctor Obama: You can’t have periods either. You had a sex change, Mrs. Jenner, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Doctor Obama: That’s right.
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I’m not really a woman. I’m just a… a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Doctor Obama: Basically, yes.
Mrs. Bruce Jenner: …Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.

I Am Woman Hear Me Whore
Defying Gender


Former Governor David Paterson “auction off Bruce Jenner’s balls because he won’t need them anymore.”

Bruce Jenner Graces Cover of Vanity Fair


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