Stop Terrorism

Stop Terrorism 01

President Barack Obama has “asked” that all Americans on “Memorial Day” unite at 3:00 p.m. local time for a common cause to “stop terrorism.”

Anti Terrorist 06

As you may already know, “Islamic” people cannot stand “nudity,” they consider it a “sin” to see a “naked” woman that is not their “wife,” and if he does, he must “commit” suicide.

Anti Terrorist 07

This “Memorial Day” all American women are asked to “walk” out of their house completely “naked” to help weed out any “terrorists” in the neighborhood.

Anti Terrorist 01

Circling your block for one “hour” is recommended for this anti-terrorist “nude” activity.

All “patriotic” men are to position themselves in front of their houses to “demonstrate” their support for the women and to “prove” that they are not “Muslim” terrorist sympathizers.

Anti Terrorist 05

Since Islam also does not approve of “alcohol,” a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further “proof” of your patriotism.

Anti Terrorist 03

The Obama Administration appreciates your “participation” to root out terrorists and applauds your “patriotism” in this anti-terrorist activity.

Anti Terrorist 04

It is your patriotic “duty” to inform others. If you don’t send this post to at least 10 persons, you’re a “terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward” and are possibly “aiding and abetting” terrorists.

Don’t forget to mark “May 25th” on your calendar to help “stomp out” terrorist activities nationwide.

God bless America!

Anti Terrorist 08

According to the latest news brief a “cell of four terrorists” has been operating in Washington, D.C.

Police “advised” earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been “detained.”

The Department of Defense (DOD) stated that the terrorists “Bin Loafin,” “Bin Drinkin,” and “Bin Fightin” have been “arrested” on immigration issues.

Unfortunately, the Police can find no one “fitting” the description of the fourth cell member, “Bin Workin,” in the city.

They are, however, confident that “anyone” who looks like “Workin” will be very easy to “spot” in the capital.

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