Freedom Fighter

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Rosie O’Donnell was a “guest” on David Bender’s “Politically Direct,” a progressive radio talk show on Air America, discussing her recent decision to get the “ISIS” flag tattooed on her lower back.

Even though the idea has become “controversial” even among some of her “liberal”colleagues, O’Donnell said that she was willing to take the “heat” in order to raise awareness about the Islamic State’s “struggle” against Western imperialism.

“We need to recognize these brave individuals’ fight for their freedom against the corrupting Western influences,” O’Donnell said before standing up and “turning” her back to Bender while “lifting” her shirt and “lowering” her pants to expose the “ISIS flag” tattoo to the crew behind “soundproof” glass..

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“They are in a struggle for their way of life,” O’Donnell continued. “Even as we speak, bombs are falling on their heads while they peacefully sleep, and no one seems to care about it.”

Where is the “outrage?” Why aren’t we “protesting” in the streets about the “unjust” treatment of ISIS “freedom fighters?”

About a month ago she “saw” several YouTube video with a truck full of ISIS fighters “obliterated” by an American missile, and it left her “terrified.”

“I thought about how those innocent men didn’t have a chance with some American terrorists dropping bombs of death from out of the blue,” O’Donnell recalled.

“I couldn’t sleep that night. I tossed and turned, having sweaty nightmares about a white burning Toyota truck in the desert. The image wouldn’t leave my head until I knew what to do about it. And then I knew I had to do this,” she pointed at her tattoo.

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O’Donnell then “returned” to her chair and shouted into the microphone, “I want you all to know that I, Rosie O’Donnell, will not rest until we serve justice to those American imperialists who have murdered these noble defenders of their Islamic homeland.”

O’Donnell “proceeded” with a long and high-pitched “ululation” just as the show took a “commercial” break.

A spokesperson for the Islamic State, who was “shown” a picture of his official flag “tattooed” on Rosie O’Donnell’s lower back, was overcome with “emotions” of the detailed map of the “western” hemisphere tattooed on one cheek and the “eastern” hemisphere tattooed on the other, but “declined” to comment.

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It is only fitting that her new “ISIS tramp stamp” is situated over “both” hemispheres, as it is ISIS’s “goal” to achieve world “domination” under the auspices of the “Obama administration.”

Rosie’s “shoulder” tattoo is also real. It shows a circle of the “little” people she so cares about, all of them “longing” for the progressive world of “Next Tuesday,” represented by a shining “stellar” object, with some of them  marked for “elimination” with red X’s.

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Plus she’s got one with crawling “bugs” on her ankle, probably to attract “psychoactive” toads. Or maybe she likes it when “hallucinogenic” frogs lick Rosie to get high.

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Here is a video of the real “American Freedom Fighters.” A great “tribute” to our military and our veterans.

Brings back a lot of “special memories” I spent with military brothers and sisters as I “traveled” throughout the United States and abroad.

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.“ Ronald Reagan

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