Hookers 4 Hillary!

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From the “Whore” House to the “White” House! The “War on Women’s Movement” has taken an unexpected turn.

Topping off the worse presidential “Scooby Doo” campaign rollout in memory, the Hillary Clinton campaign got the “ultimate” endorsement this week, and at least one of the Clintons are going to be very “happy” about it,  serial womanizer, “Casanova” Bill Clinton.

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Employees of Nevada’s brothel “The Moonlight Bunny Ranch” are throwing their full “body” weight of support at the “presidential” campaign of Hillary Clinton.

Nothing says more “empowerment” like staying with a serial “philanderer” to advance your political career.

Prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s world famous legal “Whore House” in Carson City, Nevada are officially endorsing Hillary Clinton to be their “choice” for President of the United States of America.

Following Clinton’s formal announcement, the sex workers launched their “Hookers 4 Hillary” initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement.

Prostitutes at the legal “Bunny Ranch” brothel in Nevada are supporting Hillary Clinton with a “Hookers 4 Hillary” campaign.

“Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband’s administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990’s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law,” they write.

“The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its’ repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.”

“As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier,” they continued.

“The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will.”

The “Bunnies” cited Clinton’s foreign policy as a reason for their support, claiming in an endorsement video that Clinton can negotiate with foreign leaders just like they have to negotiate through a “language barrier” with foreign men.

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“We’re going to roll out and do everything we can to support Hillary,” Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof said. “We’re going to have girls at the rallies. We’re going to raise money.”

Hof, who previously launched “Pimpin’ For Paul” to support Republican Ron Paul, said that there are no other options in this election cycle.

It turns out that another reason the girls have thrown their weight behind Hillary is because, according to Hof, “the girls are huge Bill Clinton fans.”

When asked why they “support” Hillary, a hooker shot back saucily:

“We stand (and lay down) for women’s rights. The Bunny Ranch hookers believe that when the early feminists fought for our ability to have it all, they approved of careers where men pay to leer at and use our naked bodies in an objective manner. As long as we are choosing of our own free will to be hookers, that is feminism. Of all the potential candidates, we believe that Hillary represents this freedom the most.”

And we believe that “Casanova” Bill’s “presence” in the White House will only “assist” Hillary’s presidency.

“Over her cereal in the morning, she’ll be talking to Bill and asking questions, kicking things around,” Hof predicted.

“Hookers vote too,” Hof said.

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“Prostitutes in Nevada have never been able to get health insurance,” Hof continued. “They classify them in the same category as illegal prostitutes, who have sexually transmitted diseases. Legal prostitutes don’t.”

So the girls are thrilled with “ObamaCare” that they finally have proper “health care.”

The prostitutes are “finding” different ways to “pitch” in.

“We’re going to reach out to the campaign,” Hof said. “I’m reaching out to the Democrats in northern Nevada and saying what can we do to help?”

You gotta hear Ava Adora’s ringing endorsement. She’s amazingly “articulate and insightful.” Short story, she knows why America is in danger of becoming a “plutocracy,” and you probably don’t.

On the other side of the spectrum, take a look at Air Force “Amy.” She has big “boobs” and announced that she’s going to give an extra half-hour of time in the bedroom to any donor who donates to Hillary. That’s her way of supporting.

“All the girls are coming up with different things they can do.”

Another prostitute is selling her “used” underwear online and the money will be donated to the Hillary campaign.

“Nevada’s mandatory testing of legal prostitutes for sexually transmitted diseases is a successful example of effective government regulation,” according to the video.

The Bunnies also slam the “disproven theory” of supply-side economics.

“Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase on the wealthiest Americans such as brothel owner Dennis Hof.”

The Bunnies recognize that the thriving system of “economies” are built from the “vagina up” where prostitutes have “more” income equality. 

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“Did someone say hookers?”

“Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband’s administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990’s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law . . .”

“The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will . . .”

The “Hookers 4 Hillary” platform, according to their website includes, “protecting health care reform, foreign policy experience, support for agencies that protect the public’s health, and prevention of a return to supply side economics.”

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Over the next 12 months the “Hookers 4 Hillary” are holding several fundraising “Strip-a-Thons,” with the proceeds being “donated” to the presidential campaign.

No word “yet” on how the women in this “War on Women’s Movement” will be peforming, but one can assume that it will be “athletic,” and heartily approved by Bill doing his “part” to make sure these events are a “rousing” success.

No doubt about that, but “Casanova” Bill normally prefers “underage” prostitutes on private “islands” supplied by “pedophile” Jeffrey Epstein.

Needless to say, what a “winning” combination, “Hillary and Hookers.”

Bill wants to “thank” these Hillary “supporters” in person with free Slick Willie “cigar” dildo handouts for everyone.

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A Women is only a Women, but a Cigar is as good as a Dildo.

The “Hookers 4 Hillary” also believe that somehow the architect of the “Nuts and Sluts” campaign, which launched whenever her “cheating” husband would have “bimbo eruption,” would have not allowed the Secret Service “prostitution” scandal, where hookers were purchased by agents in Cartagena, Columbia.

Instead, the “sex” workers hoped that the “agents” in a Hillary administration would “buy American.”

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Sawyer Burmeister, a Texas equestrian champion, originated the line about Hillary Clinton’s inability to satisfy” her randy husband Bill.

One can only “wonder” if the endorsement will “motivate” former Democrat president Bill Clinton to “visit” the establishment so that more pictures like these can surface.

No comment from Hillary’s camp on this latest group of “everyday” Americans supporting her “bid” for presidency.

And definitely no comment from Bill, though one can be “fairly” certain he is most “appreciative” of these “enthusiastic” sex bunnies.

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Earlier this month, Democratic Sen. Harry Reid received a “ringing” endorsement from the legal “brothel” in Pahrump, Nevada, called “Sheri’s Ranch.”

In a letter, the ranch similarly “commended” dirty Harry Reid’s support for “ObamaCare” and even offered to host the senator’s “retirement” party.

Hookers for Hillary 04 In honor of the “Hookers 4 Hillary!” endorsement, the Clintons have decided to create a new “campaign” logo as a couple.

Obituary

A Cabarrus County man’s last wishes point to the political “future” in the United States.

Larry Darrell Upright’s “obituary” lists his accomplishments, work history and clubs he took part in throughout his life. Larry’s “greatest joy was his family and he will forever be remembered as a loving husband, father, and Granddaddy,” the obituary states.

“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Granddaddy.”

The obit ran in the edition of the Concord-Kannapolis Independent Tribune. It is also posted on the website for the funeral home which held Upright’s services.

Friends of Upright left “condolences” on the online guest book, many “promising” to honor his “last” request.

“Our deepest sympathy to the entire family. We promise not to vote for Hillary,” one mourner wrote. “We would not vote for Hillary if she was the only one running.”

The obituary even brought new people online to honor Upright’s wishes. “I am a stranger and I do not know you or your departed. However, I saw the obit and wanted to express my condolences and to let you know that your sense of humor is wonderful,” one person wrote. “Please know that we will not be voting for Hillary. Blessings to you and your family.”

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