Eating Wife Is Halal

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Saudi Arabia’s highest religious authority has issued a “fatwa” allowing a starving man to eat his wife in order to “save” himself, causing a “stir” among the Kingdom’s residents.

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Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh said that the “act” would display the wife’s “obedience” to her husband and her “willingness” to become “one with his flesh.”

Clarifying his “stance,” Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah explains that “literally” eating your wife is permitted only if you’re “extremely” hungry.

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Grand Mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh.

Translating what “appeared” on multiple Arab websites here, here, here, here and here:

“A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening. The Fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one.”

Saudi “Twitter” users quickly took to the “social network” to express their “shock” at the strange fatwa “attributed” to the Grand Mufti.

Women walk past members of Saudi security forces as they keep guard in Manfouha, southern Riyadh

Following the report Saudi media “accused” Iranian media of “fabricating” the fatwa, noting that the “fatwa” was not on the “official website.”

The Grand Mufti had previously issued “controversial” fatwa’s, such as a “decree” permitting the marriage of “minors” under the age of 15.

Saudi Arabia follows the “ultra” conservative “Wahhabi” school of Sunni Islam.

Last year, Al-Sheikh came out against ISIS and al-Qaida, saying they were “enemy number one of Islam” and not in any way “part of the faith.”

“Extremist and militant ideas and terrorism which spread decay on Earth, destroying human civilization, are not in any way part of Islam, but are enemy number one of Islam, and Muslims are their first victims,” he said in a statement.

The only thing that “really” surprises me is that they are “blaming” the Iranian media.

That’s a “refreshing” change from the usual of “blaming” the Jews.

At a time where the world is looking for Islam to emerge to challenge the “barbaric and extremist” beliefs and practices of organizations like ISIS, comes a Mufti from Saudi who thinks declaring your wife a “snack on the menu” as being helpful.

One can only hope this old, incompetent “cannibal” is reprimanded for his fatwa. That being said I think “eating” your spouse is “haram.”

While many object, and if in doubt that Islam permits cannibalism, read here, here, here and here. There are many more, but I did not want to “ruin your appetite.”

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Muslims in Ramallah hold body parts of Israeli while they cry out “I eat the flesh of my occupier!”

Here is an actual photo of Palestinians in Ramallah “eating” human flesh.

Hungry? Go ahead, eat your wife
Saudi cleric issued fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives

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