Muff Diving

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It happened in the “middle” of a Solana Beach concert during a “Dead Kennedys” gig at “Belly Up Tavern.”

A “naked” woman is “planked” on the stage getting her “muff” eaten out.

“This was something definitely different to see at a punk concert,” said Chris who “attended” the concert.

Chris, who didn’t want to give his “last” name, said a number of people took “photos” of the man and woman.

Many then went “right back” to listening to the band.

“I think it was more an oddity, people just saw something strange for a few minutes,” Chris said.

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The sheriff’s department was “called” to find out if the “unnamed” man and woman could “face” some kind of charges.

A spokesperson “pointed” out Public Code 314, which states that any person who “exposes” his or herself in a “public” place can “face” a misdemeanor if others are “offended or annoyed.”

Apparently, no “one” was.

The management at “Belly Up Tavern” released this statement:

“Of course, we don’t condone this activity in our establishment and security stopped it right away. This is certainly a first for us.”

Chris did not see security “stop” the couple, but a spokesperson for the “music” venue said security did “throw” them out.

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Lot of “oral” activities are “lately” making the news.

Butts get “eaten” on HBO, vaginas getting “devoured” at punk concerts, and everything goes “instant” viral.

Female pleasure getting an “up close and personal” exposure these days.

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Looks like some sort of “feminist” plot here to end “blowjobs” forever and make muff diving and “salad tossing” the “go-to” hookup move.

I love how people just “snapped” a few pictures of the “little oddity” and then “went back to listening to the band” and continue “jamming” out.

Not a single person “caring” about a full blown “muff eating session” in the middle of the stage.

So “punk.”

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Well, except for “security and the media” trying to stir up an “in depth” police investigation about it.

It’s no wonder why people say “Rock & Roll” is dead.

Two fans so “caught” up in the music they just had to “drop” down and enjoy some cunnilingus love and the authorities trying to “hunt” them down and “charge” them with a misdemeanor.

What has the “state of music” come to?

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Olympic “muff diving” is unlike any other sport.

Back in the old days at the “Woodstock Festival” if people weren’t “blowing and screwing” each other front and center at a “Stones” concert they were “politely asked to leave.”

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