Gay Phones

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After Apple CEO, Tim Cook, came out of the “closest as being gay,” Islamic jihadists decide to “dump” their iPhones and switch to a “cell phone” company not run by a “filthy” homosexual.

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Sorry fans of Apple, I love suck Dicks.

So Cook’s gay “announcement” actually had a benefit…”it freaked out Muslim and ISIS terrorist.”

Tim’s revelation is also causing trouble in other Muslim areas too.

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Shekh Abdulaziz Abassy.

A leading “firebrand” Saudi cleric spoke out in response to Cook “revealing” himself to be gay, declaring the iPhones 5 and 6, “developed” under Cook’s tenure, as “sinful.”

“It is imperative that fans of Apple immediately switch to the fourth generation handset, but not the 4S, else find themselves open to corrupt forces,” said Shekh Abdulaziz Abassy in his “weekly” podcast.

iPad users were also warned, with the iPads 3 and 4, iPad Mini and iPad Air labeled “haram” by Abassy.

“And those who look into the advanced retina display of the 13-inch Macbook Pro will find themselves vulnerable to immoral Western principles,” he added.

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Neat “opening” move, Tim, invoking your “own belief in God” to neutralize the religious “bigots,” and to make the point that your “homosexuality” is as inherent as “heterosexuality.”

Actually, God didn’t give you a “gift”…He gave you a “free will” to choose “being” gay.

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For those who “believe” in the teachings of God’s Word, the “Bible,” here is what God “said” in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (NIV)

“9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men. 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

If you leave God “out of the equation” you are nothing more than another “homosexual” pervert.

With all due respect, nobody cares about your “free will choices” with the exception of Muslims who “hate” your self-proclaimed “lifestyle” and “hang” gays.

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If you felt “uncomfortable” telling the world you’re “gay,” that’s on you. That you felt “compelled” to is also on you.

We, the world, “don’t give a damn.” Neither did Steven Paul Jobs aka “Steve”

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October 30, 2014
I am so turning in my grave right now.

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