Confused Identity

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Porky Lena Dunham spoke warmly about her sister Grace coming out as “gay” at age 17 at the Point Honors Gala at the New York Public Library.

“This is probably the most attractive room I have yet to enter,” she told the crowd at the event for the Point Foundation, which helps LGBTFQAPBCU© (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, fag, queer, anal power, bottom confused, undecided) students.

“Gay men clean up real good, which is probably why I have dated so many of you,” she joked.

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Grace and Lena

The slutty “Girls” star thanked her sister Grace, now 22, saying, “I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTFQAPBCU© community.

It was actually a huge disappointment for me when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men.

So when my sister came out, I thought, ‘Thank God, now someone in this family can truly represent my beliefs and passions.’”

How about Lena being so “sad” at herself for “liking” penises? Wants to like “vaginas” so bad but it’s just not in the “cards” for her.

It’s like “penis” is her “guilty” pleasure.

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Can you imagine Lena when she was like 16, 17 years old “dying” to be a lesbian. Wants nothing more than to go “down” on chicks. And then she sees her first “penis” and has this gag reflex like “I want that inside me.”

And imagine being the “guys” she has sex with? You could give Lena a dozen “oral” bombs and somewhere deep down she “resents” you for it.

It’s pretty “fascinating” actually. Shames “herself” for being straight.

So backwards and so hipster I can’t even “wrap my mind” around it.

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@DesusNice described Lena Dunham as a “bag a milk.”

Hey Lena, here is my advice.

Just be LGBTFQAPBCU©! Everyone is LGBTFQAPBCU© these days. LGBTFQAPBCU© is the new in.

Just do it. Nobody cares.

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