Climate Changes

Climate Changes 06I do not know how anyone can “deny” Climate Change.

I have seen it myself.

In “winter” it is cold and in “summer” it is warm.

Some years are “colder,” other years are “warmer;” there is always “change, change, change!”

According to President Obama “Hope & Change” is a good thing!

Interestingly enough, I’ve just been reading at “Mother Jones” that “global warming” isn’t just going to “melt” the Arctic and “flood” our cities—“it’s also going to make Americans more likely to kill each other.”

That’s the conclusion of a controversial new study that uses historic “crime and temperature” data to show that hotter weather leads to “more murders, more rapes, more robberies, more assaults, and more property crimes.”

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“Looking at the past, we see a strong relationship between temperature and crime,” says study author Matthew Ranson, an economist with the policy consulting firm Abt Associates. “We think that is likely to continue in the future.”

Just how much more “crime” can we expect?

Using the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s warming projections, Ranson calculated that from 2010 to 2099, climate change will “cause” an additional “22,000 murders, 180,000 cases of rape, 1.2 million aggravated assaults, 2.3 million simple assaults, 260,000 robberies, 1.3 million burglaries, 2.2 million cases of larceny, and 580,000 cases of vehicle theft” in the United States.

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From “reading” the Laura Ingalls Wilder novels, complete with descriptions of the “extreme swings” of weather on the almost “unpopulated and pre-industrial” frontier territory of the 19th century, I learned that the weather “then” was far worse than what we’ve been “experiencing” lately.

Regardless of high “heat” or arctic “cold” climate deniers, as Americans we are “safe and warm” in our homes, and it’s rather hard for us to “fathom” global devastation.

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In fact, regardless of what has been all said and done, our only “hope” lies with progressive leaders in Washington, who are willing to reach out to the “international community” and take the bold steps necessary to “save” our planet from “certain” extinction.

Thank goodness, President Obama will address these “issues” in upcoming speeches which will once again prove that these “natural disasters” can be traced back to Bush’s “refusal” to sign the Kyoto accords.

If we continue to stand “against” our leader’s bold “initiatives” we’re all going to “die.”

We need to preserve the “future” for all the children we have “yet to abort” which will involve tough “choices and personal sacrifices” before the magnetic fields “weaken” and the earth’s population suddenly “floats” off the planet into space.

Our only “hope” now is to appeal to the UN for all matter of assistance as “outlined” by our scientific czars.

“97% of published scientists agree that humans are causing global climate change.”

Please don’t show your “ignorance” by siding with the miserable 3% of deniers.

Do you deny the facts of “Phlogiston” also? Absurd!

“97% of humans agree that published scientists are causing global climate change.”

In plain English, “97% of published scientists give the rest a bad name.”

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I also read somewhere that the “decade of war” from 1935-1945 produced the “lowest carbon footprint” the world has ever seen.

Using this important information, it seems only logical that we “bomb” every single industrialized country in the world. A massive “air, sea, and land” assault should begin immediately against Canada, since they are closest to the Arctic, and thus are the lion’s share of that “cooling/warming” nightmare. They need to be destroyed.

After Canada, the next location to “decimate” would be Australia. They laughed at the “frozen” research vessels stuck in the harshest “summer of ice” the Antarctic has ever seen. Carpet “bombing” Australia’s industrial complex should do the “trick” down under.

From Canada and Australia, we move “country to country”, blowing up everything we can, all the way to the “equator.” This my friends, is the “only way” we will save this planet from the “cataclysm” we are headed for.

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Call your local “representatives” daily and demand an immediate “mobilization” of the Air Force, Army, Marines, and the Navy. There is no time to “spare,” and don’t worry if you or your friends will be “slaughtered” as a result of this quick fix, we’re all “carbon polluters” and deserve what we get.

Every time events “fail” to confirm the predictions of the “global warming” modules, we see putative “scientists” thinking up excuses, like a “pause that just interrupts the inevitable, absolutely beyond dispute, no discussion allowed predictions, and are just around the corner.

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While “amusing” it is also pathetic. And even worse are the “journalists and non-specialist” scientists who accept “rationalization” in place of rigor.

John (Blowfish) Kerry

John (Blowfish) Kerry

Listening the other day to John (Blowfish) Kerry’s speech he stated that climate change is the world’s “most fearsome” destructive weapon and “mocked” those who deny its existence or question its causes, comparing them to “people who insist the Earth is flat.“

“We simply don’t have time to let a few loud interest groups hijack the climate conversation,” he said, referring to what he called “big companies” that “don’t want to change and spend a lot of money” to act to reduce the risks.

Kerry later “singled” out major oil and coal concerns as the “primary” offenders.

“We should not allow a tiny minority of shoddy scientists and science and extreme ideologues to compete with scientific facts,” Kerry told the audience at a U.S. Embassy-run American Center in a shopping mall.

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Kerry gets around. Here is our glorious Secretary of State at APEC explaining how he’s personally “confirmed” all known UN predictions of “global climate change” with his Hasbro Real Scientist’s Weather Forecaster Kit.

How much better to “slip” the surly bonds of honesty and “fabricate” a convincing explanation as long as you are willing to “accept” whatever the “mainstream” media serves up!

In other words, target the “low information” voters and count on them being “stupid” as narrated by black sista Krissyblu in “It’s hot as hell!”

Here is a complete list of things caused by global warming

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