Nijinsky of Cunnilingus

Gloria Vanderbilt Appears For Book Promo in New York CityFor some reason, CNN’s “gay” Anderson Cooper decided to reveal some of his mother’s “sexual escapades” during a recent year end review segment, noting that his then 85-year-old mother was “the Nijinsky of Cunnilingus.”

But Cooper wasn’t the only one throwing around the “C” word, that evening.

He was on a panel with Dan Savage, Andrew Sullivan, and two others and the topic of “scandals” came up.

Dan Savage thought the Rob Ford scandal was a good one and said, “I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.”

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This “prompted” Cooper to indulge some lamentable “cunnilingus” talk of his own.

Suddenly Cooper blurted out, “My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated–and I use that term loosely–and she described one guy she was currently dating–my mom was 85 at the time–as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.”

Cooper continued saying, “I was like, ‘Mom, I don’t know much about modern dance.'”

Whereupon Savage interjected, “Or about cunnilingus,” to everyone’s amusement.

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Anderson Cooper is “famously” homosexual.

He hasn’t been that close to “lady parts” since the day he was born.

But he can speak with authority about “fellatio” (cock sucking) and “fudge packing” (ass fucking).

Well, they say “sex” sells, and as “desperate” as CNN has become I guess they figure they’ll give it a try, although I don’t know that the “sexual escapades” of an 85 year old woman is gonna have the “masses” glued to CNN with “exuberant” anticipation.

I’m afraid to even “read” about that network anymore, let alone “watch” it.

When the “depraved get desperate” I guess they’ll say anything for attention.

This explains why Anderson Cooper “prefers” queer men.

Other than the fact that no woman would let him “touch her” with the exception of Kathy Griffin.

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Going down on Anderson Cooper

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