Just Wants Love

Lil’ Kim Jong-un just wants to be loved

According to Dennis Rodman Lil’ Kim Jong-un “just wants” to be loved.

Despite North Korea’s threats of launching a nuclear missile somewhere between South Korea, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C., former eccentric, NBA washed up “has been” Rodman says he will return to North Korea in August to visit his best “forever” friend in August.

“I’m going back August 1,” Rodman told Gossip Extra when he attended a charity gala in Miami Beach.

“We have no plans really, as far as what we’re going to do over there, but we’ll just hang and have some fun!”

Rodman said that his “dictator” beastie is “misunderstood” and dismissed North Korea’s threats.

“He just wants to be loved. He just wants to sit down and talk. That’s all.”

Dennis “The Worm” Rodman

The “Worm” is clinging to the “hope” that he will get the chance to “meet” Obama before he goes “back” to the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea, but quipped that it is most  “unlikely,” according to Gossip Extra.

More than 700 guests attended the yearly fundraising “fiesta” at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach.

It was organized by criminal defense attorney Roy Black and his wife Lea, one of the stars of “The Real Housewives of Miami.”

Roy Black introduced Rodman to the guests as “the U. S. ambassador to North Korea.”

“The good thing about Dennis being here is that it makes us pretty sure this city will not be bombed by North Korea tonight,” Roy Black said.

Dennis with transvestite Elaine Lancaster

The strange “tale” of Dennis Rodman’s “adventure” to North Korea just keeps “getting” weirder.

After a “short” stay in the Communist country in February, where he was “filming” a documentary for HBO, Rodman told the Miami Herald he’s been “approached” by the FBI to work as an “informant” on North Korean activity.

While in North Korea, Rodman called Kim Jong-un “a friend for life.” “I’m not a total idiot,” Rodman said. “I know what Kim Jong-un is threatening to do regarding his military muscle.

I hope it doesn’t happen because America will take whatever actions to protect America and our allies.”

So what can Rodman as a “political consultant” do to help?

“I do think, you know, that we have to talk to people who want to cause us harm so hopefully they won’t,” he said.

“I’ve been talking to folks for years who don’t get what I’m about but that’s cool, because once they walk away they like me.

I might be able to keep folks’ heads cool. We all going to find a way to get along and keep peace. Peace and love is where it is at.”

If Rodman wants to have “fun, talk and peace” he should spend some time as an “inmate” in one of the NK “concentration” camps.

Or, perhaps he can “watch” NK women and children “starving” to death on the streets while his best “friend for life” feasts on sumptuous “spreads” during his visits.

I cannot figure out what this “moron” must be thinking to go spend time with that “midget” guy who runs a government that has “culled” 10% of its population through starvation, where “desperate” people resort to “cannibalism” to stay alive.

Does he feel NO obligation to “understand” that North Koreans live without “basic human” rights?

Does he really “fail” to understand that he is being “used” as a pawn?

Has he NO “concern” for how his “actions” will play out in the “lives” of the average North Korean?

Maybe this time the “worm” won’t come back.  How nice for America that would be.  One less uneducated “scumbag” idiot.