Genius Boys

Like Maryland schoolboy Jack Andraka, 15, who recently invented a simple, cheap test for pancreatic cancer, another boy, Dennis Mitchell, 8, of Dayton Ohio invented a simple test for qualification for office of President. He calls it his “un-funny vetting” process:

“See, a candidate for president shouldn’t be laughable. That’s ‘the first big test.’ So first, you look at his birth certificate. If you don’t laugh, you take a look at his mom and dad. If you don’t laugh, you move on to the transcripts of his grades. If you do laugh, you look to see how  he got into and out of college with these grades. If you don’t  laugh, you move on to his writings as a student. If you don’t laugh, you look to see who his preacher was the past 20 years. If you don’t laugh, you look to see his personal relationships over the years. If you don’t laugh, you look to see the records of his wife’s education and employment. If you don’t laugh you look at his record in prior office and how he  managed to get elected over and over again by the same slim margin. If you don’t laugh, you read his writings as an adult. (If you don’t laugh then you probably believe he wrote them himself.) Then you take a look at the statements he’s made in public for the past few years. If you don’t laugh, you take a look at the people he has associated with, including terrorists, communists, Maoists, black separatists, race-baiters and stuff like that.  If you don’t laugh, then maybe he’s okay and he passes the first big test.  But all this is a lot of work for one person to do. So I have another invention: I call it the ‘news media.’”

“Well, that’s my ‘first big test’ invention. I have others I can tell you about, but my Mom says I have to go to bed now.”

Obama is hailed by his supporters and the mainstream media as one of the most brilliant men ever to hold the office. However, his refusal to release his academic records, his admitted deficiencies as a student, and his frequent factual errors–even in his chosen field of constitutional law–have cast doubt upon his supposed genius. Now, Breitbart News has established that America’s dumbest president Barack Obama, had grades and Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) scores lower than those of George W. Bush!

“And I never picked my nose in public up to my proximal phalangeal joint either, like this idiot or his fellow idiot, Hillary Clinton has done. See the disgusting pictures below and you’ll know what I’m talkin’ about. And I like that joke you folks made about breaking Obama’s finger by punching him in the nose!”

The mental giants we have in the White House are absolutely not attempting to clean dried mucous from their nasal passages using their phalnages, they are applying a form of “Stimulus” to their super-powered cerebra to create jobs for their neurons and reduce unemployment of their temporal lobes.

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