Porgie Georgie

You might have heard that Obama attended a $40,000-a-head, modern bourgeois society party at George Clooney’s multimillion dollar, two-floor, 7,354-square-foot Mock Tudor home, which he bought 20 years ago from Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks, in a leafy hillside enclave of Los Angeles.

In the driveway guests were greeted by a sign saying “Pot-bellied Pig Crossing,” which referred to the actor’s late pet, Max. Dinner was served on the star’s private basketball court where 14 round tables, decorated with blue hydrangeas, were placed under a tent with a transparent roof lighted with hanging white paper lanterns. Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck, who does the catering for the Oscars, agreed to whip up some Peking-style roasted ducklings for Obama and guests. (No Dogs?)

Welcoming guests Clooney joked about the superhero roles played by Downey Jr., Maguire and himself. He said: “We have Iron Man (Downey Jr.), Spider-Man (Maguire) and Batman (Clooney) in the room. We should let the Secret Service take the night off.”

Clooney sat with his girlfriend Stacy Kiebler on a table in the middle, his hands folded as if in prayer, while he was lauded for his largesse by the commander-in-chief. The presidential tribute, even by Hollywood standards, was gushing. “I want to thank Clooney for letting us use his basketball court. We raised a lot of money because everybody loves George. They like me, they love him. And rightfully so. He seems to occupy a constant state of grace, and uses his extraordinary talents on behalf of something truly important.”

Obama also talked about getting wrinkles and grey hair, adding: “George doesn’t have to go through these things.” Clooney shouted “Look at me!” and the president replied: “I like that in you, brother.”

Obama was also applauded as he spoke about his decision to endorse gay marriage earlier in the week. He said: “The truth is it was a logical extension of what America is supposed to be.” If he had been in any doubt how the move was received among his financial cronies in Hollywood, on his way to dinner his motorcade passed a sign on a mansion reading “Yay Gay.”

The president then joked about the iconic “Hope” poster that became the emblem of the 2008 campaign which hangs proudly displayed in Clooney’s house. Obama explained how it was based on a photo of him and Clooney at an event for the “humanitarian crisis in Darfur.” “This is the first time that George Clooney has actually been photo shopped out of a picture,” the president lamented. “Never happened before, will never happen again.”

Funny, right? There was just one problem. Obama was again misrepresenting the facts.

The photo was stolen from the Associated Press. “In fact, the artist who created the poster, Shepard Fairey, used another photograph of Obama but said he relied on the Obama-Clooney picture to avoid a copyright infringement case with The Associated Press. He pleaded guilty to criminal contempt for fabricating and destroying evidence.”

Obama’s Clooney suck-up joke got lots of laughs. Too bad nobody fact-checked it first. Just more proof that our brilliant president is absolutely lost without his teleprompter. Don’t hold your breath waiting for the comedy guys to jump all over this. Way too much comedy fodder.

I’m sure Obama made points with Gorgie Porgie and his friends for coming “out on gay marriage”. The after party scene must have been quite some sight. Not to add to the nightmare, but you would be shocked at how prevalent homosexuality and pedophilia is in Hollywood. That undoubtedly is the epicenter of the hypocritical “gay and lesbian” community. And our President bows at their alter.

To be fair with the community organizer, Obama doesn’t need to tell jokes, his whole life has been one. The only time that I actually like hearing Obama speak, is when he hasn’t got a teleprompter. He then sounds like the “clueless joker” that he is.

I am wondering how long it will take before Obama weans off the titty of his bourgeoisie artsy-fartsy friends?

Gotta love Obama’s artsy fartsy friends

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