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The C-String

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on February 5, 2013 by andelino
C-String

C-String

First there was the “camel toe” issue.

Then along came the “whale tale.”

Then we had the “T-back,” followed by the “V-back.”

Welcome to the “C-String,” also known as the strapless G-String. First introduced in 2007 in Las Vegas, the C-String” is held in place with a double sided adhesive.

The C-String is an exciting underwear innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to muffin tops, visible panty lines and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new “freedom.”

The barely-there lingerie has been around for a few years and clamps on to your “nether region” in lieu of a thong, like an underwire bra that you wear in your crotch area.

The C-String can be worn alone under all your favorite clothes:  Dresses,  Skirts, Jeans, Swimwear, Lingerie and is reusable and washable.

It can also double up as a “headband, eye patch, one ear muffin, spoon or reversible flatulent hole cover” depending on your mood.

It can be yours for the low, low price of $24.

However, as Dr. Lisa Masterson warns, “I love options for women, but still thongs are very bad for women, because the rectal bacteria can still wick up…and I think this would do a lot of sliding and contribute to bladder infections.”

According to Alice Smellie this is the stuff of nightmares

Here are some other testimonials…

C String Front Back

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