Giant stuffed bear ………………………. $300

Make-up and hair style ………………. $500

New dress for the show ………………$700

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand …..

Priceless!!!

Mr. Bozell took issue with the fact Mr. Matthews said that Mr. Gingrich “looked like a car-bomber” in a video clip this past March. Mr. Matthews repeated the comparison several times, adding that he thought Mr. Gingrich has “got that crazy Mephistophelian grin of his. He looks like he likes torturing.”

Mr. Bozell then argued that similar comments would not be tolerated if said by a conservative critic. “How long do you think Sean Hannity’s show would last if four times in one sentence, he made a comment about, say, the President of the United States, and said that he looked like a skinny, ghetto crackhead? Which, by the way, you might want to say that Barack Obama does,” Mr. Bozell said Thursday.

By adding his own thoughts at the end, Mr. Bozell took that theoretical example and turned it into reality. He was appearing on Fox News as part of guest host Mark Steyn’s segment because of his work with the conservative Media Research Center.

Skinny, Ghetto Crackhead

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery..” – Winston Churchill

]]> http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/socialism/feed/ 0 andelino comrade-obama-obama-socialism-political-poster socialism_one_more_shot_xlarge Hillary Clintonjpg http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/11/03/justin-bieber%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9clove-child%e2%80%9d-drama/ http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/11/03/justin-bieber%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9clove-child%e2%80%9d-drama/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:33:48 +0000 andelino http://andelino.wordpress.com/?p=752 ]]> Justin Bieber’s “love child” drama gets spoofed by Jimmy Fallon on “Late Night”. Well, sort of. Wearing the pop star’s signature baseball cap and mopped-top, host Jimmy Fallon resurrected his hilarious impersonation of the Biebs and took to the stage to perform an updated version of his hit song “Baby,” appropriately dubbed“(It’s Not My) Baby.”

“You said we did it, and I’m a dad. My lawyer’s tripping, ’cause this looks bad. You only said this to get my cash. Now Selena Gomez is going to kick my ass,” Fallon sings in Bieber’s high-pitched voice. “It’s not my baby, baby, baby. Oh-oh, it’s not my baby, baby, baby.” “You said I didn’t use protection, I only lasted 30 seconds. But that’s not true. No that’s a lie. It was totally more like 45,” the funnyman continues to croon, before breaking out some impressive dance moves.

Jimmy Fallon Performs “(It’s Not My) Baby”

While the audience found the sketch hilarious, Bieber may not be a fan of the situation in general. In a lawsuit filed Monday, the 17-year-old singer is accused of having sex with Maria Yeater, 20, backstage at his L.A. concert in October of last year. Yeater claims Bieber fathered her child, a son named Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, who was born three months ago.

She writes in the court papers that “after the concert I was approached by a security guard who asked if I wanted to meet Justin Bieber backstage. I accepted and followed him backstage.” Yeater said she waited with several “other young women” before “Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation.”

“Immediately, it became obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another and began to kiss,” Yeater claimed. “Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. “I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area . . . he told me he wanted to make love to me and that this was going to be his first time.

“He also said he would give me his phone number after we had sex and told me he wanted me to be at his future concerts and he would give me backstage passes.” Yeater claims that after the encounter he refused to give her his phone number, and was “not interested” in writing down her contact details.

In the bathroom, Bieber allegedly began “touching” her and repeatedly made vulgar remarks about what he wanted to do to her, Yeater wrote.  “I asked him to put on a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything.’’ The “Baby’’ singer “then quickly took off my clothes and we had sex . . . At the time I was on top of some sort of shelf,” Yeater said. “The Bieber orgasm was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds . . . He was clearly embarrassed about how the sex did not last very long.”

Yeater claims that when she discovered she was pregnant, she tried to speak with Bieber’s representatives, but his representatives never called her back. She wants the singer to take a “paternity test” to “scientifically confirm” he’s the dad, according to documents. A spokesman for Bieber vehemently denies the allegation. “While we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit, it’s sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims,” he said in a statement.” We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”

Following the shocking claim, Bieber took to Twitter to say he’s going to “focus on the positives.”"Im going to ignore the rumors…and focus on what is real,” he wrote Wednesday “an opportunity to help by doing what I love. Judge me on the music! Love yall!”

Well, Justin, the best way to “judge you” is to have the paternity test done as soon as possible. Stop playing the media for publicity and let the results to the talking. It takes all of thirty seconds to give DNA, and then you can jet off again.

If you tell the truth you have nothing to fear.

According to the researchers, “extracorporeal shock wave therapy” significantly improved sexual function among men involved in the study, Live Science reported.

The participants underwent 12 shock treatments over nine weeks, and one month after the last treatment, participants began taking ED drugs.

They were also required to fill out a questionnaire to assess their sexual function and scores ranged from 6 to 30, with scores lower than 10 indicating severe ED, and scores from 26 to 30 indicating normal erectile function.

On an average, the men started to see a benefit three weeks after the treatment and eight men achieved normal sexual function.

The patients continued to see improvements two months after the treatment had stopped, with almost 30 percent of them achieving normal sexual function and no longer requiring medications.

The study has been published online in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

T’was the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

tired of political clap-trap

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi’

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as they flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note—

IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE

OUR ONLY HOPE

To Get Rid Of  This Dolt!

]]> http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/halloween-greetings/feed/ 0 andelino HappyHalloween Halloween2 happy_halloween_obama_card-p137846718326006423z85cd_400 Halloween3 free_pumpkin_cutouts(1) HorseRider Flying Witch TrickTreat halloween-moon ObamaHope http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/10/05/steve-jobs/ http://andelino.wordpress.com/2011/10/05/steve-jobs/#comments Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:53:26 +0000 andelino http://andelino.wordpress.com/?p=696 ]]> In the now-classic commencement speech at Stanford University, Steve Jobs talked about his experience of being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, as well as what he hoped would be a permanent cure. In this speech we learn about the life and wisdom of Steve Job who dispensed this advice about how to live before you die:

“When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn’t even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor’s code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you’d have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I’m fine now.

This was the closest I’ve been to facing death, and I hope it’s the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960′s, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and Polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.” It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. Thank you all very much.”

Steve Jobs’ 2005 Stanford Commencement Address

As the dust settles, my thoughts turn not to an Apple without Jobs but to a world without him. The morbidity of the death watch is an unseemly subject, but it is the elephant in the room. Jobs’ final thing was to compartmentalize his health and assure shareholders with winks and nods that there would be life after him, even if the tech press wasn’t in on the secret. In a world where what’s good for Apple is also usually good for America, that is one of Jobs’ most remarkable achievements.

“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple.”

If you were sat next to this airline passenger, you might understand why he was fidgeting around so much. The birds were individually wrapped in cloth and taped to the pouch to prevent them from “escaping” from their sweaty travel container. But fortunately for the unfortunate birds authorities noticed the passenger acting suspiciously and he was detained by French customs officers.

When his underwear was removed, officials discovered the haul of tiny hummingbirds – who are not believed to have been sedated – lining the front. The man, who reportedly has had a previous conviction, was arrested for smuggling live hummingbirds in his trousers out of the country at the Rochambeau Airport in Cayenne, French Guiana.

How the tiny birds did not suffocate is a miracle?  If I was one of those birds, I would have peck the smuggler’s naughty genitalia as hard as I could to dent his dong.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term “budgie smugglers” (Australian slang term for men’s tight-fitting briefs. The “lump in the front” apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the front of someone’s shorts. Ah, those crazy Aussies!!)

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.

Best of all: Because you are now a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore!!!!

A 40 year old woman has gone public with her “botched” breast enhancement operation in a bid to warn other women about the dangers of using an unqualified plastic surgeons. She was left with “uni boobs” after her breasts were conjoined by skin.

The women said she discovered this the hard way after visiting a doctor to have her breast implants replaced. Her surgeon had cut across the two separate “pockets” that normally hold breast tissue which meant the implants were able to touch in the middle creating the look of a single breast, or “uniboob”. The female surgeon also cut through nerves and muscle, leaving her with shooting pains in her ribs.

She said: “It was a terrible experience waking up from surgery and seeing that this had happened. I didn’t know to check my doctor’s qualifications and I regret it.” A new surgeon has since carried out corrective surgery on her breasts. She was able to pay for the new operation with a settlement after suing her previous surgeon for malpractice.

Latest figures from the American Board of Plastic Surgery (ABPS) show that 1.6 million procedures were carried out in 2010. They included over 300,000 breast augmentation, 289,000 liposuction and 138,000 breast reductions. Other procedures included 152,000 eye surgery and 145,000 Abdominoplasty.

Most of the guys I talk with actually do not like large female breasts, because later on when gravity takes over, they become more a liability than an asset.

The Many Splendors of Boobs