Love Child Drama
Justin Bieber’s “love child” drama gets spoofed by Jimmy Fallon on “Late Night”. Well, sort of. Wearing the pop star’s signature baseball cap and mopped-top, host Jimmy Fallon resurrected his hilarious impersonation of the Biebs and took to the stage to perform an updated version of his hit song “Baby,” appropriately dubbed“(It’s Not My) Baby.”
“You said we did it, and I’m a dad. My lawyer’s tripping, ’cause this looks bad. You only said this to get my cash. Now Selena Gomez is going to kick my ass,” Fallon sings in Bieber’s high-pitched voice. “It’s not my baby, baby, baby. Oh-oh, it’s not my baby, baby, baby.” “You said I didn’t use protection, I only lasted 30 seconds. But that’s not true. No that’s a lie. It was totally more like 45,” the funnyman continues to croon, before breaking out some impressive dance moves.
Jimmy Fallon Performs “(It’s Not My) Baby”
While the audience found the sketch hilarious, Bieber may not be a fan of the situation in general. In a lawsuit filed Monday, the 17-year-old singer is accused of having sex with Maria Yeater, 20, backstage at his L.A. concert in October of last year. Yeater claims Bieber fathered her child, a son named Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, who was born three months ago.
She writes in the court papers that “after the concert I was approached by a security guard who asked if I wanted to meet Justin Bieber backstage. I accepted and followed him backstage.” Yeater said she waited with several “other young women” before “Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation.”
“Immediately, it became obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another and began to kiss,” Yeater claimed. “Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. “I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area . . . he told me he wanted to make love to me and that this was going to be his first time.
“He also said he would give me his phone number after we had sex and told me he wanted me to be at his future concerts and he would give me backstage passes.” Yeater claims that after the encounter he refused to give her his phone number, and was “not interested” in writing down her contact details.
In the bathroom, Bieber allegedly began “touching” her and repeatedly made vulgar remarks about what he wanted to do to her, Yeater wrote. “I asked him to put on a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything.’’ The “Baby’’ singer “then quickly took off my clothes and we had sex . . . At the time I was on top of some sort of shelf,” Yeater said. “The Bieber orgasm was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds . . . He was clearly embarrassed about how the sex did not last very long.”
Yeater claims that when she discovered she was pregnant, she tried to speak with Bieber’s representatives, but his representatives never called her back. She wants the singer to take a “paternity test” to “scientifically confirm” he’s the dad, according to documents. A spokesman for Bieber vehemently denies the allegation. “While we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit, it’s sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims,” he said in a statement.” We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”
Following the shocking claim, Bieber took to Twitter to say he’s going to “focus on the positives.”"Im going to ignore the rumors…and focus on what is real,” he wrote Wednesday “an opportunity to help by doing what I love. Judge me on the music! Love yall!”
Well, Justin, the best way to “judge you” is to have the paternity test done as soon as possible. Stop playing the media for publicity and let the results to the talking. It takes all of thirty seconds to give DNA, and then you can jet off again.
If you tell the truth you have nothing to fear.
